Editorial, August 02
He's really not from this planet..

Well I'm sitting here late at night awaiting the pizza delivery doing some web updates. Yes I do have a life.. but I'm behind on work, so getting through my rather large inbox of work to do. Whilst cleaning out my mail, I came across this staggeringly weird spam mail.

Now we've all seen the ones that want to solicit bank details out of you, send you free viagra, or remortgage your house. I've never seen an email like this - the guy must be stoned, or think he's living in a HHGTG book. Read the full email, I swear I'm not making this one up! ^_^

As a small side note, Dee looked the details up for me (yes for some strange reason we're both awake and online at 1AM) the co-ordinates are in the middle of Mountain Street in Hatfield, Alabama USA. Anyone live close by and seen anything like.. strange going on?

"...Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

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