Desolation mkII Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Nothing says leave me alone at the gym like putting out at least a quart of sweat over a 10k. Wear grey for added effect. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Nothing says leave me alone at the gym like putting out at least a quart of sweat over a 10k. Wear nothing for added effect. Fixed Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 you've obviously never tried running naked before! That junk will be destroyed after half a mile. Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Gaffa tape it down. Ooooouuuuccchhh. Unless you're into that sort of thang. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 you've obviously never tried running naked before! That junk will be destroyed after half a mile. I can only imagine 2 scenarios that would lead to that. 1. a married woman, her husband comes home. 2. it's one of those kinky squaddie things. Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Army. Naked snow running, with pants on your head and a beer in each hand. Because Army. Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I couldn't run naked. It would flap around and trip me up! Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 You need to sort your running technique out then..My army endorsed naked events are usually orchestrated by an NCO or multiples of NCOs. There's only so many you can fight off before they tear your clothes off.Then the crucifix comes out and then the gaffa tape.* Merry Christmas indeed.*Wasn't involved in this one. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 honestly reading your posts I feel bad that the navy gets all the "gay" stick!! edit: having said that the army is like private school with guns and private school is pretty gay ha Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 honestly reading your posts I feel bad that the navy gets all the "gay" stick!! One song by a very stereotypical band and suddenly everyone associates navy with being gay. I don't understand that either. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Well I think adverts like this probably don't help Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Prepare for ramming speed . . . . . Link to post Share on other sites
Pdubyuh Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 looks like a rear scuttling to me ! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 How do the navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar! Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 With that tag line I bet Jimmy Savile was trying to organise a few school trips Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 With that tag line I bet Jimmy Savile was trying to organise a few school trips I got some bad news for you :x http://www.exmouthjournal.co.uk/news/royal_marines_erase_the_memory_of_jimmy_savile_1_1662912 http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Royal-Marine-base-centre-new-Jimmy-Savile-abuse/story-19442996-detail/story.html edit: Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Army. Naked snow running, with pants on your head and a beer in each hand. Because Army. Darkchild I couldn't run naked. It would flap around and trip me up! Not me. It's like a button mushroom. When it's cold it looks like I have 2 belly buttons. I can run as far naked as I can clothed - boarding school - army. I got in trouble at the gym yesterday. I went to a "real" gym with my mate (I usually use equipment in an unused office at work), he told me not to embarrass him. I am embarrassing apparently. I got on the leg press machine since they didn't have a squat rack (except a pointless Smith thing) and it was adjusted for a shorter person. I adjusted it for my height and did my workout. 12*80% then 8*80% with both legs then the same for each leg singly. The guy who had just got off the machine was making funny faces at my mate and he said "I told you not to embarrass me". I just went about my business and finished up. Afterwards I asked how I had embarrassed him he said he was only joking (I can never tell). It seems that he knows the other guy and he was just shocked that I was doing his weight for both legs with one. I felt amazing. You don't really notice the gains when they are incremental. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Aye, I train on my own and only head back to my old gym once or twice a year.Massive improvement and a solid measure each time. I used to train with a mate who was rake thing, and weaker than my girlfriend at the time (I am a country boy, if she can't carry two pigs to market her bloodline is usefless)Took several weeks to build his confidence to somewhere useful. He's now a fireman and loves his PT Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 "rmjobs". You can probably guess how I misread that. One of the most spectacular mistakes online, well, maybe aside from putting links for "Blog" and "Jobs" right next to one another, and very close at that. Also, there's a RPG convention tomorrow, I got word from the sign shop that the laser-cutting job I ordered will be just ten quid, I found unusual WH40K bits in stock in one shop, Rhino proved to be a gent again, and it's Friday. Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Yeah, so I have my second book out, and from tomorrow it's free for 5 days soooo... Shamelesselfpromotion http://www.amazon.co.uk/Contractor-Part-novella-Bradley-Buckmaster-ebook/dp/B00T80UF6M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1423246069&sr=8-1&keywords=contractor+part+2 Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I will go skirmishing on Sunday. Even if it mans the budget is stupidly tight. Needs must I'll scavange some food from the kitchen when the wench is working. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Tw1tch, did you end up going to a skirmish? Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I will go skirmishing on Sunday. Even if it mans the budget is stupidly tight. Needs must I'll scavange some food from the kitchen when the wench is working. I don't think its ok to call a girl your "wrench" if she isn't actually you know... your "*badgeress*" Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 She can be a wrench if he wants.She might make his nuts tighten.EDIT: SpeeelinSecond EDIT: Accidentally signed up for a full Marathon in 80 days time. Medical Condition - *fruitcage* Legend.See signature block shortly for sponsoring. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 No matter how *suitcasey* your day is, think yourself lucky you're not a Brazilian prison guard http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/womens-prison-mass-jail-break-5120591 Link to post Share on other sites
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