hostage

Today, Al-Jazeera broadcasted the following disturbing images on local Iraqi television. Shown here is someone believed to be an American contractor held hostage by members of an extremist Islamic group known as The Baggypants Wankers. Senior White House officials have made no official statements regarding the identity of the hostage, but they did point out that the armed man on the right appears to be caucasion while the one on the left is most likely Iraqi because (quote) "Well look at him. He's holding his weapon like a retard!"

"Terrorists, seen here, are now trying to scare hippies by taking defensless whales hostage."

"Stop, that silencer is tickling my scalp"

Oh....someones filming this?

 

can my luck get any worse?...oh wait yes, im a hostage

Hang on a minuet. I thought that you was going to use scissors to cut my hair.

Head and Shoulders? I didn't know you had dandruff....

Tonights prey was found by the National spit roasting champions, I. Gazzum & E. Fingersome.

 

Mart

FULL AUTO ..... the only way to dry your hair

bang kill, ftw?

bruce springsteen called he said can i have my mullet back..