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"Ok, you're the hostage this round."

 

or

 

"You kicked over my jar of BBs?!"


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Today, Al-Jazeera broadcasted the following disturbing images on local Iraqi television. Shown here is someone believed to be an American contractor held hostage by members of an extremist Islamic group known as The Baggypants Wankers. Senior White House officials have made no official statements regarding the identity of the hostage, but they did point out that the armed man on the right appears to be caucasion while the one on the left is most likely Iraqi because (quote) "Well look at him. He's holding his weapon like a retard!"

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