The American way of stopping traffic...

not funny

Unidentified Flying Objects were reported today as a citizen was driving down the road they looked in their rear view mirror only to see...Michael Jackson? No no no you idiots they were unidentified but they continued to follow this unknown citizen. Now for our commercial break.....More coming following these announcements.

 

 

Are you tired of people getting away from you? Then get these 3 pack guided missiles for only 8 payments of $29.99. (All Major Credit Cards Accepted) With these all you have to do is pick your target point and shoot and these 3 missiles will follow the target around for days...Now back to the news......

On close inspection after a flyby, the A10 pilots thought the Red pickup was in fact a Russian T80 tank, and fired...

(only poking fun, no offence meant to our american cousins )

 

Mart

some say al gores methods to save the planet are crude and barbaric, other think they just plain awesome!!

Hmm... Inflatable missles, rope to the nose, tie it to your car... Oh god, i gotta try this!

2 seconds later.............. pop!