Any problem can be solved with the correct amount of force.

The British army starts training courses to bring itself into line with american doctrine. Hear we see american-isation of lighting fires...

*wiggles 3 fingers* This is my safety.

 

Alternatively:

 

"Hmm... Keep finger out of trigger guard. Keep weapon pointed in safe direction. What the heck is safe direction for these things?"

 

"I love this job. Fire off rocks to my hearts content. Hawk fancy fibreglass tubes on Ebay to silly airsofters with money to burn."

Sorry, more rocket captions. I wish I though about these before I posted other two<br /><br />-"He was in the middle one..." John Cleese circa 1970

 

-"Rocket jump?! This is a wall hack."

 

-"Open Sesame!"

the bloke on the right really likes explosions

Kapow Muffa F**ka

See, it's not that heavy. Stick an RIS rail on it and I bet you I can get it on my Armalite

Does anyone know how to make a leg holster for this?

spaz holster thread reference - minus 1

 

... a little puff of smoke... it obviously didn't work.. are you sure you didn't get this from them bloody yanks down the road??

"######, it shoots that way?"

"And you're SURE the Sarge said it was OK to aim at his car?"

"Oops, I guess that button wasnt the safey after all"

OR

"You mean the firing range wasnt that way ?"

"Phew glad to get that thing off me shoulders, I hope HQ doesnt mind the massive hole in the bunker wall."

the only good thing about 24-hr ration packs, you can fire them at the enemy!

"dynamic entry!"

"See? I TOLD you it was a blank! No fires behind me! ... oops... sorry, boss!"

Damnit Smith, get your ciggarette out of the rocket launcher! Now quit being a pansy and shoot!

Blam.....momma.....dink.....

 

Blam is the sound of the rocket hitting the wall.....momma is the last thing going through your head after the rocket......dink is the rocket landing on the ground.

"the army thought blind firing rocket launchers was a good idea"

Here we see Emmett Johnson of the MOD medical research division testing out the new long range suppository delivery device.

 

Unseen is the oblivious test subject who is currently bending over to pick up a conveniently placed 20 pound note.

Kappa's Astronomy exam wasn't going well at all. Not only had he turned up 12 hours early, but he wasn't even aiming the telescope at the stars!

 

On the plus side, he was getting a pretty good view of the instructor's daughter in the shower rooms.

 

Mmm... Jupiter's rising!

"This'll teach those damn groundhogs...stay outa my *fruitcage*in garden!"

With this hat over my eyes i can only pray that its on target.

*beep*, this drain pipe can't be legal!

"PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"