mattbowerman Posted February 23, 2005 Report "No, my head really is that shape!" Quote Link to comment
HaVoC Posted February 23, 2005 Report Unfortunately, field-trials of Michael Jackson being carried out in Iraq were unsuccessful due to the equipment's poor heat tolerance. Quote Link to comment
rizzo Posted February 23, 2005 Report "With the ability to hold the AK's pistol grip inside my forearm the world is mine!" Quote Link to comment
Shard Posted February 23, 2005 Report "Excel .2's, for when all other solutions for stubborn earwax are exhausted" Quote Link to comment
Redcap Posted February 24, 2005 Report "You might deafen me, matey, but I'll wreck your lovelife!" Quote Link to comment
Duff Beer Posted February 24, 2005 Report They never could grasp that they needed to capture a hostage before the world would take notice. Quote Link to comment
Tinkerton Posted February 24, 2005 Report the fruitcage near fruitcage says "fruitcage!" Quote Link to comment
RobbyC Posted February 24, 2005 Report "do you think he knows my gun's on safety?!!" Quote Link to comment
Corporate_Black_Ops Posted February 26, 2005 Report <Bart Simpson Blackboard scene> I will learn to keep my finger off the trigger. I will learn to... Quote Link to comment
Lance Jackass Posted March 3, 2005 Report That guy has a silencer on his gun???? Im jealous. Maybe if i fire my ak next to his ear it will teach him for being such a gucci little.... Quote Link to comment
Tripod Posted March 13, 2005 Report Pg 52 of the British Army Field Manual: Never sleep while on patrol! Quote Link to comment
michael_collins Posted March 21, 2005 Report What a long silencer, whats he making up for do you think? Quote Link to comment
Azrael Posted March 22, 2005 Report what eric didn't realise was that his balls were directly in the firing line. Its what you call a mexican stand off. Quote Link to comment
RobbyC Posted March 25, 2005 Report "do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?" Quote Link to comment
screamin_weasel Posted March 27, 2005 Report "punch and judy evolved into a more 'dangerous' type of fighting" Quote Link to comment
gazchap Posted March 28, 2005 Report In the farmhouse, things had taken a turn for the worse. "Quick 'arold, call the police! There are two nutters outside with automatic rifles! Get the sheep in, but do it quietly!" Quote Link to comment
Green Posted March 28, 2005 Report "Muhaha, what he doesn't know is that im aiming at his **** and my safteys off." Quote Link to comment
futbolpunk Posted April 12, 2005 Report "Get that f*cking AK out of my face before a blow your balls off!" Quote Link to comment
tommywing Posted May 9, 2005 Report Terrorist? What terrorist? wiss off you panker! Quote Link to comment
Thomme Posted May 11, 2005 Report "Soon after, Jeremy learned that in real war headshots are fair game" Quote Link to comment
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