"Vy vygl'adite strannymi, chto yavl'ayets'a Vami? Vy yavl'ayetes' ukrainskimi?
Neudivitel no vash stol' gr'aznyj"
... and for those of you who don't speak Russian.
"you look strange, what are you? You are Ukrainian?
No wonder your so filthy."
Hehe No offense to any Ukrainians. Im part Ukrainian too... But I make of for it by being Russian lol. Sorry, I joke, I joke.