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Lance Jackass

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About Lance Jackass

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  • Birthday 08/04/1988

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    United Kingdom

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    ianbailey1944@hotmail.com
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    Midlands
  1. Lance Jackass

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    The worst one was a guy at school a few years back who owed me £20. "I Left it on top of your bag." A fool proof plan.
  2. Lance Jackass

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Students. Students who I lend money to and dont bother to pay it back, students i lend textbooks to and pass them on to other people without asking. Students who wake me up at 4 in the morning when they come in after a night out drinking. Students who complain that they have no money to buy any food, but could they possibly borrow a fiver to buy a DVD? Students who go out drinking most nights of the week and then ask for my help with work as soon as i get a minute to myself. Students who won't do anything before 1PM. Students who won't do anything that doesn't involve drinking or DVDs. I can't wait to get a real job
  3. Great trader, very patient. Many thanks A+++

  4. A 19-year-old reaches 9,999 posts (9 per day) on Friday November 9th.

    This is weird...

    Congrats, Lance, the user with the highest "legit" post count. :)

  5. Lance Jackass

    The end is nigh...

    I feel the same to be honest. I skirmish when i can, but i fear that it will all be far too much hassle in the future.
  6. Lance Jackass

    Airsoft Vs Real Steel

    I knwo what you mean about the noise - you feel it "hit" you almost don't you? The closest i've come to firing a real pistol though is using an 8mm Glock 17 blank firer and a 8mm P38 blank firer - both good fun. I don't know if you've used the WE M1911A1 but that definetly has a cold feeling to the metal, unlike every other airsoft pistol i've used.
  7. Lance Jackass

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Poor rob.
  8. Lance Jackass

    Winter Blues = Miserable Sod 'hippy :P

    Hope things work out well for you mate
  9. Lance Jackass

    We need more Powerrrrrrrrr! (No apology to Scotty)

    I was going to reply here... instead i made a blog about it I'm with you on the power thing.
  10. Lance Jackass

    Err, yeah...

    Who has ever said bostin? Down that way....pfft i don't know.
  11. Lance Jackass

    Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.

    You know when you've been 249'ed. I've only fired the STAR 249, but sod me was that an experience.
  12. Lance Jackass

    Pain-ball

    Looking forward to hearing your experiences snowman, enjoy!
  13. Lance Jackass

    Weirder than Weird

    Sadly not However i fired one today if that counts?
  14. Lance Jackass

    Pain-ball

    Plus the "if it doesn't burst, you're still in" rule. I got absolutely sodding sprayed with paintballs and walked out "dead." None of them burst, so i was technically still in. But i walked anyway as it would have been slightly cheeky
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