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ColDaz

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About ColDaz

  • Rank
    Officially the T-1000
  • Birthday 03/25/1988

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  • Airsofter since
    2004 Properly
  • Toy collection
    P90 RD
    P90 TR
    M4A1
    M249 Para
    P226
    M92FS
    G18C
    G17
    Umbrella Magnum
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    Why?
  • Country
    United Kingdom

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    dazruutel@hotmail.com
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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Leicester
  • Interests
    Airsoft, climbing, reading, sci-fi, martial arts, philosophy, sky diving, flying, other stuff thats fun.
  1. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I know it's personal choice and all that, but more and more recently men/boys with long hair are really getting on my tits. Really creeps me out when my 5 yea old cousin looks like a girl and my mate has the same hair style as his girlfriend ...
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    What's pissing me off lately is this sort of fashion with dropping magazines. Cheap plastic STAR mags are great for being cheap and indestructable but people get exited that they can drop them and just leave them lying there in the woods when they are done with them. I'm sure they will pick them up later or whatever but no way is it 'realistic' as you would then have nothing to bomb up when you need to later. And if you leave it lying there and move on it is easy for enemy to spot it and judge that you have been there, are using a certain type of ammunition and weapon etc. So much for the 'realism' when leaving a piece of yorkie wrapper in your pit when leaving a harbour area would get you raped by the nearest Corporal.
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    Threads that have some vague title such as 'Look ...' or 'Found this' or 'Need help' or 'Jibba jabba!' just get on my tits. Isn't the point of a title so you can see what a thread is about rather than 'I have a ...' and having to go in to find out you don't give a ######?
  4. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Same for me Crazy Harry. 8p noodles make for a good holiday, not romantic meals out and theatre shows dammit. EDIT: Note this is not when on holiday, I'm all for the theater and romantic meals then but when I'm saving up over a grand in three months I damn well am not.
  5. ColDaz

    Revolver Picture Thread

    What a tiny little b*tch of a part to fail!
  6. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    The best mate she was getting off with was female, by the way. And no, I've had a wierd enough time with friends being gay as it is recently. And though it does sound that bad, I can't say I'm that bothered about any of it really. If anything, it's been quite funny.
  7. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Last night was the wierdest night in my life. My girlfriend got off with her best mate 8 times, twice while sitting on my lap, and then I get moaned at for kissing the mate just twice on the lips... I can see how I'm the guilty party, of course Also, someone who I'd know for roughly two hours kept me up all night because she got really ###### and needed someone to stop her drowning in her own sick. What else has been f**ked up lately? Maybe that I've found out my best mate is gay, which just doesn't compute right now. Maybe I could be annoyed at my brand new PDA being *fruitcage*ed up by random family members who decide my room would be a nice place to dump a 6 and 11 year old while I'm out for the night? Maybe it's my dad replacing me with a new ''son'' in the form of his second cousin who is over from Estonia. He's one step away from airbrushing me out of photos and putting him in instead. They even call each other ''Dad'' and ''son''. ''Oh Darren, while you were out, we gave your room away!'' EDIT: Even better - last Thursday I was offered to join in a threesome with one georgeous, leggy blonde, one very attactive brunette, and one decent enough brunette. Of course, I couldn't join in. So dammit. EDIT: I guess that would technically be a foursome.
  8. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I can see where who-ever-it-was is coming from with the religious conversion thing. One of my ex's and my current girlfriend are Christian, and some of the arguements they use to try to get me to believe in some kind of God are at times quite insane. Most of what they tend to take as proofs can often be explained as either a coincidence, explainable by science, or just drivel. If people want to believe in a God, that's fine. If they don't get the point that I don't and never will believe the same as them, even after 4 whole chapters in my bloody book, hours of disproving their proofs, and then just ignoring them, then it's often hard to get them to go away. EDIT: On that note, my pissin book is getting on my nerves too. I started writing it a few months ago, but still have loads left to write. There was a publisher that was interested in the idea and an excerpt that I sent them, but I just can't seem to get the damn thing finished.
  9. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Some cheeky funting chuck has been on my MSN account (which I only use for emails and if I really need it) and changed both my screen name to some Little Britain quoting gay parody, deleted all of my emails, sent several emails to friends of mine and signed me up to about 20 odd different newsletters from vibrating chairs and muscle relaxants to horseriding and Donkey Kong! How I love people. Especially when fleeing from a crazed maniac with a shotgun.
  10. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I cannot be doing with anyone who says they ''can care less''. It makes no sense what so f**king ever. They say it meaning ''I can't/couldn't care less'', as in they care so little that they could have no lower level of caring. Saying that they ''could care less'' means that they have some level of caring, which gives the opposite impression to what they actually mean.
  11. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I can't say I like it as much as the original to be honest. It just ... has something missing. Also, I don't think they ever did mention any extinction of Ewoks or much damage to Endor in the books. I've read most of them (bar about 3), and I'm sure I would remember.
  12. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    In reference to Ewoks: I F**KING HATE EWOKS! They are the most stupid things ever to be invented. Why, oh WHY would they be there!? Those bloody stormtroopers should have crushed the little f**kers. It has been my lifes dream to hold a blaster pistol the the head of a grinning Ewok with its arms spread wide for a hug and just squeeze the trigger. Execute the little f**kers. I hate them. Hate them. I couldn't wait for the mission on SW:BF2 so I could hunt the little f**kers.
  13. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I understood at first, yes, that I may not actually need to buy new gear or guns, but I still wanted to. So they 'let' me do so. Now I earn enough to actually afford it. I should be spending all my bloody hard earned cash on other people though, and 'sensible' things. Ya know, like a car that will pretty much keep me in debt for the forseeable (sp?) future with fuel, maintenance, road tax, insurance etc. Or I should buy lots of expensive Christmas presents for people just because I can, nevermind if they "need" them or desire them. No Darren, that will not be enough. Next I want you to help with the mortgage. Granted, I have let you live here for the whole of your life before now, but it will help you to economise and sort your money. I'm tempted to just quit my jobs (yes, plural) as at this rate it will end up with me having less money than when I don't have a job. Are you sure you want that Darren? Yes Mother, that is why I'm buying it. Yes, I know I can live without it, but I've been after this book/film/pocket sized nuclear device for a while now. Why don't you go for driving lessons like I've been ordering you to do for the last year or so? Then you can buy a car and go where you like. I can pretty much drive Dad, and I can walk most places I need to go as I'm not a lazy fat b*****d. And you know full well I can't afford a car. Also, I happen to be just as stubborn as my father when I'm told to do something. If either of us are virtually ordered to do something, it's almost painful to go along with it. So how does telling me to do something I don't need or want to do right now for an entire year help? I'm bored now, I'll moan more later.
  14. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Malcom in the Middle used to be hilarious. Something has changed in the last couple of years though...
  15. ColDaz

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    You're lucky. My AS Physics teacher expected us to know all the work already, and just asked us questions abou stuff I never knew existed before telling us we were all wrong for not having time machines... I no longer do physics.
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