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About Magnus

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  • Birthday 12/12/1980

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  • Airsofter since
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    KJW FM Glock 23, WA Wilson Combat CQB Ltd. Ed. Black, TM Sig 552
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    GBB pistols are fun!
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    United States

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  1. Magnus

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Iwillpress/foamy/germaine/pretentious/hypocritical web animations in general If I made up a crappy Invader Zim rip-off web animation where I state obvious facts I wonder if people would actually believe that I'm making "good points?" (even if in the process I make myself a hypocrit for doing the exact same things I'm ranting about) For good measure I'd slather on a layer of superficial complaining just to make sure I have all of the sheep out there who eat up anything alternative/punk/goth/emo paying attention. If that doesn't get the thinkers watching I can always add a large-breasted woman to appeal to the horny folks out there. (she'd be alternative-looking so as to hide my shallow intentions) If all else fails I guess I could throw in a Gir-like sidekick that will be some sort of furry animal with a typical Alvin & The Chipmunks voice. If all of that actually garnered me praise and attention I'd sit and laugh about all of the people who buy my crappy merchandise, make praise-worthy message board comments, and link to my animations because really I know I'm not doing a damn thing to make a difference.
  2. Magnus

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    That is a fascinating MP3 player. On a related note: It seems there's a translation error on this ad, however. I found an article on this Japanese arcade game and you don't actually "spank" the game characters. Oh no, you take the big plastic finger and you shove it...well, I'll let you figure out the rest. Let's just say there's a reason for those facial expressions at the bottom.
  3. Magnus

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I didn't think I'd ever find myself saying this but thank God that some of you are so good at derailing a topic. After a while I just started to think about Airsoft again and, quite honestly, I could care less about defending my stance on animal rights.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Foreword: I have no problem with animal lovers. I have no problem with people who own, domesticate, and breed animals. However, when animal lovers wish death upon non-animal lovers for not loving animals I feel the need to grab them by their little hitler mustaches and show them the error of their ways. Yes, this post is a result of the backlash someone on the "I'll show you my p*ssy" thread received for admitting that they've shot at problematic stray cats with a springer. I was going to start with a long-winded explanation about science and evolution and how animal lovers have domesticated pets to the point that they've lost a great deal of instinct. (Thus rendering the poor creatures helpless in the wild and conveniently creating a warped justification for making them house pets) However, I've decided that simply stating my theory and replying to responses will be less exhaustive. Besides, I'm probably not going to change any minds so why waste more time than necessary? So here's my theory: Keeping pets is no more justifiable than the slavery of Africans in early United States history. In both cases there is no express, consentual agreement between owner and "pet." Have at it. I'll be happy to defend my stance at the expense of reputation. If you wish to rebuttal I only ask that somewhere you state whether you believe A or B. A. You believe all life is equal and should be equally valued. B. You believe different life forms should be valued discriminately (ie. based upon intelligence, size, aesthetics, usefulness, practicality etc)
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    Today, Al-Jazeera broadcasted the following disturbing images on local Iraqi television. Shown here is someone believed to be an American contractor held hostage by members of an extremist Islamic group known as The Baggypants Wankers. Senior White House officials have made no official statements regarding the identity of the hostage, but they did point out that the armed man on the right appears to be caucasion while the one on the left is most likely Iraqi because (quote) "Well look at him. He's holding his weapon like a retard!"
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I'm tired of these commercials promoting medicine to treat herpes in which the herpe-infested man/woman says, "I have genital herpes but I'm not going to let that slow me down!" and then they are shown rock climbing, mountain biking, white water rafting, etc. What are the advertisers thinking??! At least in Tylenol commercials they show someone rubbing their temple and saying "When I have a headdache it's impossible for me to focus." Then they cut to a picture of the Tylenol bottle and in the next shot the person is sitting there in their house smiling. They aren't shown skydiving or snowboarding!!! The only plausible message these STD medicine commercials is sending is that a lot of people like to have unprotected sex outdoors. Why can't they show a guy in his lounge chair itching his crotch saying "Damn, these herpes are distracting me from the big game", show the medicine, then show the guy smiling and instead itching his *albartroth* while watching the tele?

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