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Couple of shots of my in-progress UKSFish kit & diemaco from the weekend.

It was tolerable when Terry Wogan still did it, as he just got drunk and spectacularly passive aggressive over the evening. Nowadays it isn't even bad enough to be funny. It was all completely *fruitcage* dire.

Actually a lot of pirates didn't kill that many people at all. Murdering was bad for business, and encouraged crews to put up a fight.

Just engage any potential date rapists in conversation, they'll take the rohypnol themselves

That last one's also a great position if you want to get pregnant.

<Puts on sunglasses> YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Not sure, it just tasted like the calpol I had when I was a kid.

Oramorph. Liquid morphine that tastes like Calpol. Ruddy gorgeous. Sadly it's going to shortly wear off. Which sucks, but still was fun being high as a kite all afternoon after my surgery today.

My brother is very badly dyslexic yet is actually an extremely good typist. A lot of dyslexics get taught to touch type at school nowadays as they find it easier. So I'm very suspicious of the 'but i'm dyslexic' excuse. My rant. Six hours waiting to go home today from hospital, because they didn't have a bed free in the surgical ward to discharge me from. Not the Nurses' fault, they were fantastic, but it's symptomatic of the NHS bureaucracy that I have to be put into a hospital bed when I can, by this point, walk around fine under my own power, just so some admin can tick a box. Me

Timothy Dalton is the best Bond by far. Also Batfleck is my favourite Batman. He nails both Bruce Wayne and Batman imo.

And the PG Tips Chimp.

Snigger.

Yeah but it tastes like week old .

I periodically have a voice like I've been deep throating a chainsaw, yes.

Man, sign me up. If I buy it people can ransack me for parts. I won't be using them. They might not want my vocal chords though- with operation number 13 on Monday those things are basically held together by scar tissue and prayer at this point.

How many mags can you fit in those smersh vests?

£50? Cost me over a a hundred after import fees but it's not really worth me sending it back for a refund. I'm already losing over half of what I paid at 50.

Slightly cheeky plug but does anyone our side of the pond run a Surefire X series on their M&P? I got sent a DG switch in error from ebay and wanting to shift it on.

I didn't realise that JT and Rocco are both active duty while working for ART15. Their whiskey is apparently really nice as well.

Finding out Article 15 have signed a record deal...

In fairness Lone Bullet, Mike's adventures in Belgium reflect far worse on Mike's apparently complete inability to survive in another country than it reflects on Belgium itself.

In fairness nobody's ever wanted to occupy Belgium, it's just a place you invade on the way to conquer somewhere more interesting

Holy *fruitcage* that was poor phrasing, my apologies.

Should probably be an 'annoyance', but honestly I'm finding Dave's Custom Airsoft's prices so ridiculous now it's become entertaining. £2500 for a 2008 ptw package 'built' by a guy who regularly sold broken and malfunctioning guns over facebook because he admitted he didn't know how to fix them. What could go wrong?

Yeah in all seriousness, it's hard to tell when people are serious or not over the internet. Talk to someone. It's a permanent response to a temporary situation, and it's never worth it. My uncle's suicide is still a moon-sized elephant in the room in our family. I used to be in that position myself, and now I'm doing pretty well, I've got a job lined up I've wanted to do since I was small, I've finished a degree, a masters and a teaching qualification and I no longer loathe who I see in the mirror. It DOES get better. Stay tough.