Ha, lizard pwned! I must add to the empirical evidence, I do indeed have a cat. We chose her because she looked a bit like a Kitler, so we called her Ava. I can only assume you're all familiar with http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com.
We used to have a lot more animals but we're down to two chinchillas and a guinea pig. Hopefully we're moving out to the country soon though so I'll have part of a field to fill with goats, quail, geese, ducks, chickens and maybe a little range for some target practice.