Surreel Big Fish

It's not too recent, a few months ago in fact. But my last game at SYA Proteus Camp

Two painted Armalites and one TM AK.

My CA M15a2 and my mates TM AK47.

Taken off the Empire site - No, why! It's just wrong, we all saw how they managed to murder something un-funny like 'The Office'. What are they going to do to this piece of classic British comedy?

The new 'Right On Target' advert for 'Just For Men'. How many times has a woman rolled over in bed and said to you 'That was right on target'??

The tv program on BBC1 on weekday mornings. It's called 'Don't Get Done, Get Dom'. It's about a guy who goes around helping people sort out problems they've had with big companies. He also 'teaches' people how to haggle. Now, I know what you're all thinking. Getting something a little cheaper is good. But, the problem is they aren't going into to huge nationwide companies. He's going into the little shops where the guy makes no profit on what he's selling and drains everything out of him. Why not go and buy your tv from currys where they have higher profit margins?

Not if you live in Nottingham! The area code for there is 0115 and then it's a seven digit phone number.

Only if you bought them like that. If they're faded from being worn whats wrong with that?

Wow, mature reply, Normally there would be a neg rep on the way to you right now, but as your asking for them and abusing the rep system in the process I'm going to give that a miss. Could a mod please ban him? What really annoys me is people who put up their christmas decorations in the middle of November. Why do you have to drag it out for so long? I think that it ruins the specialness of christmas. And why do you decorate the whole of your house so it's lit up brighter than an airport? *Edit* For my l33t spelling

Close,but not close enough for a Rep point.

Yay for Monty Python