lol microsoft couldnt take over a shoe box
and here is my evidence
"An airplane is flying into a city blanketed with fog, the pilot cant see 10m ahead of him, he flies around for ages trying to find a landmark so u can find the airport, when suddenly he sees a gap in the fog with a man standing on a building, the pilot asks the man, “where am I?” The man replies “your in an airplane” the pilot then flies to the airport and makes a perfect landing… later when asked how he worked it out he replied “a man gave me information that was absolutely correct although completely useless, so I