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  1. Anyone interested in an ARES B&T RAS for G36?

  2. What the hell VFC, first time cocking the FNX I got to witness the most horrible smell in existence. Is this fart metal?

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    2. TheFull9

      TheFull9

      Anyone else here really die at fart jokes/noises? Doesn't matter how old I get, still crying at that sort of stuff.

    3. DrAlexanderTobacco

      DrAlexanderTobacco

      /me imagines a production line where each pistol frame is farted into one by one

    4. Probotector
  3. No one cares if you poor water and ice cubes over yourself, just donate already.

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    2. NonEx

      NonEx

      *Throws bucket of ice water at Leons eyes*

      :D

    3. -Drake-

      -Drake-

      I nominate you Probotector for the Ice bucket challenge !

    4. Probotector
  4. That feeling when you try to install your long awaited item and it requires you to change or add another part in order to fit it in.

  5. GBB has good sealing, operates smoothly but doesn't cycle fully -> Hammer Spring weardown after two months? U wot Guarder?!?

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    2. Aod

      Aod

      Is it a glock? If the hammer spring gets installed incorrectly, it strains the spring leading to premature weardown. SAPH Glock 17 hammer spring should do the trick!

    3. Probotector

      Probotector

      P226

       

      Also o-rings are fine.

    4. renegadecow

      renegadecow

      What's your recoil spring?

  6. Damn, the Shooters Design Titanium slide for KSC/KWA USP's looks way different in person than in pictures. Still diggin it.

    1. RSM

      RSM

      More like Ranger-ish green right? I ended up buying a 'black' (blued-esque) set and keeping the titanium barrel.

    2. Probotector
  7. Polish is such a *suitcasey* language to learn. But this time I'm gonna do it!

  8. Yay, the new Wolfenstein game is only available as a "Low Violence" version in German speaking countries. Btw. I'm now a pirate!

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    2. renegadecow

      renegadecow

      Because underaged kids will have their hands on it even with a mature rating like GTA?

    3. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Oh just go listen to 'Ich Tu Dir Weh' and be happy :P.

    4. Probotector

      Probotector

      @renegadecow Yep, that's what the German BPjM thinks. And Bethesda can't be arsed to publish a PEGI version for AT and SUI.

  9. WE is the best Airsoft manufacturer ever. Screw you Marui!

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    2. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      TOP is nothing compared to old KWC gas guns. A company that decided 'yeah I am sure the plastic we use in our £10 springer can hold up to very strong, high PSI gasses'.

    3. PureSilver

      PureSilver

      Skarclaw, thanks for that. I've got a Cybergun-branded AA-powered mini-MP5, which I shall convert to LiPos and hop-up and carry as a backup.

    4. Skarclaw

      Skarclaw

      sounds good PS. be sure to hold it as if it was a normal mp5 but you are a giant

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    1. ollie_ty

      ollie_ty

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    3. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Can never have enough boner pills.

  11. Hollowing out the L1A1 buttstock was a pain in the @$$, especially without the right tools but I managed.

    1. Gunmane

      Gunmane

      I remember trying to just fit East German fantastic plastic handguards to one of my rifles, using only a multi-tool blade. Fun times. I was going to try doing the same with a stock, but fortunately for my hands I lack a receiver to fit it to.

  12. Today I found out that I have a Nigerian cousin.

    1. Gunmane

      Gunmane

      Not a prince though? Shame

    2. renegadecow

      renegadecow

      I knew a prince from Uganda, once. Gave him my bank account number then never heard of him since.

  13. There's still no SAR21 AEG. What's the tallest bridge I can jump from?

    1. howitzer

      howitzer

      Would like a CR-21 myself.

  14. Fruitcaging dentist *fruitcage*ed up my root canal treatment. My cheek looks like a balloon.

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    2. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Cheaper to buy you a gun than go get any work done at a British dentist. Seriously the NHS covers all of the body bar the frigging teeth?

    3. Probotector

      Probotector

      I visited 3 doctors. The first one removed the roots very uncleanly and suggested to close the hole ASAP. The second one removed the remaining pieces of the root and closed the tooth, resulting into an enormous swollen cheek due to the blood not being able to flow out. Just came from the third doctor who opened it up and gave me pharmacy. I'm feeling a bit better now.

    4. Gunmane

      Gunmane

      In my case, the removal of all 5 teeth was sloppy, and I ended up having bone splints popping up at times, and a spot where food stuff would fall into and then rot, leading to agonizing pain that not even painkillers could cover up. Fun fact: Apparently there is a high probability that where the extra tooth was, its partner on the top will grow long enough to cut down into the repaired flesh and tear everything up. No one knows exactly when though.

  15. Just ordered a TM P226 and Guarder parts for a MK25 Navy version. My wallet hates me.

  16. Aw hell no, there's a tiny scratch on the receiver of my new G&P SR16E3. I hate the used look, In the trash you filthy ######.

  17. Yay, my G&P SR16E3 I ordered from eHobby finally arrived!!!

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    2. NonEx

      NonEx

      Possibly related wo hwagan's post below ? :P

    3. aznriptide859

      aznriptide859

      Nah, totally unrelated. :)

    4. hwagan

      hwagan

      STOP THIS MADNESS

  18. Does Arnies know any Surplus stores to get L1A1 Wood Furnitures from (Europe preferably)?

  19. Oh my god, Safarasoftair has the VFC MK17 for 350€. Bye bye DBoys, you were awesome... but...

  20. That malicious grin I put up when my friend told me his WE pistol broke after 3 mags.

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    2. evansy

      evansy

      The thing with WE is that they make a pistol to be as adequate as it needs to be for the first few times you use it and anything else is to be considered a bonus. They cut too many corners with build materials and and QC imo.

    3. PureSilver

      PureSilver

      My thoughts exactly. Why don't you guys see how blobface is getting on with his self-firing M&P?

    4. Probotector

      Probotector

      The M&P looked very promising but I grew tired of fixing it constantly and threw it away. The 1911 was just abysmal. The only decent WE GBB I owned was the P226, however I happened to get the ugliest one with scratches and paint stains out of the box. Rest assured I won't be getting WE GBB's anymore, not worth the money if you ask me.

  21. My reaction to finding my old diary: http://z0r.de/3446

  22. Ah Christmas, more like Commercemas.

  23. Good news: Beta Project PMags do fit in the G&G F2000!

  24. My King Arms L1A1 is here!!1 Such a lovely gun!

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