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  1. TM sucks *waits for responses*

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    2. renegadecow

      renegadecow

      Speaking of TM pistols, DenTrinity has their black Detonics on sale at about $100.

    3. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      I have enough Detonics :P.

    4. PureSilver

      PureSilver

      I don't. Was shown a nice 1911 today with a Detonics slide - very cool indeed. FireKnife, I don't suppose any of your Detonics have the Shooters Design kit?

  2. Magpul r teh suks cuz thar ovreratid.

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    2. ollie_ty

      ollie_ty

      Way to miss the joke FK.

       

    3. Probotector

      Probotector

      hurr pts moar lik pos glda dey getfo off da aisawft markid wat a bunsh ow p€n15 p4nc4k€5

    4. TheFull9

      TheFull9

      I enjoy this status because it is satire based upon recent events within a hobby in which I take an interest.

  3. hai guyz wot am bestest gun evar, hi capzzz adn lypho rdy preferd. kthx

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    2. Lone_Bullet

      Lone_Bullet

      P90 wazz kewl in CS 1.6 B4 COD even tried. Ohboy I'm too old for this..

    3. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Pfft, you all want a 1911 as Steven Seagal makes them sex-win :P.

    4. Probotector

      Probotector

      so i wnet 2 justbbgunz and dey only had thos 2-ton airguns i gess dats sum kydn ov camofaluge

  4. WE is the best Airsoft manufacturer ever. Screw you Marui!

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    2. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      TOP is nothing compared to old KWC gas guns. A company that decided 'yeah I am sure the plastic we use in our £10 springer can hold up to very strong, high PSI gasses'.

    3. PureSilver

      PureSilver

      Skarclaw, thanks for that. I've got a Cybergun-branded AA-powered mini-MP5, which I shall convert to LiPos and hop-up and carry as a backup.

    4. Skarclaw

      Skarclaw

      sounds good PS. be sure to hold it as if it was a normal mp5 but you are a giant

  5. That malicious grin I put up when my friend told me his WE pistol broke after 3 mags.

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    2. evansy

      evansy

      The thing with WE is that they make a pistol to be as adequate as it needs to be for the first few times you use it and anything else is to be considered a bonus. They cut too many corners with build materials and and QC imo.

    3. PureSilver

      PureSilver

      My thoughts exactly. Why don't you guys see how blobface is getting on with his self-firing M&P?

    4. Probotector

      Probotector

      The M&P looked very promising but I grew tired of fixing it constantly and threw it away. The 1911 was just abysmal. The only decent WE GBB I owned was the P226, however I happened to get the ugliest one with scratches and paint stains out of the box. Rest assured I won't be getting WE GBB's anymore, not worth the money if you ask me.

  6. GBB has good sealing, operates smoothly but doesn't cycle fully -> Hammer Spring weardown after two months? U wot Guarder?!?

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    2. Aod

      Aod

      Is it a glock? If the hammer spring gets installed incorrectly, it strains the spring leading to premature weardown. SAPH Glock 17 hammer spring should do the trick!

    3. Probotector

      Probotector

      P226

       

      Also o-rings are fine.

    4. renegadecow

      renegadecow

      What's your recoil spring?

  7. No one cares if you poor water and ice cubes over yourself, just donate already.

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    2. NonEx

      NonEx

      *Throws bucket of ice water at Leons eyes*

      :D

    3. -Drake-

      -Drake-

      I nominate you Probotector for the Ice bucket challenge !

    4. Probotector
  8. First time I used Xbox Live, probably the last time aswell.

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    2. Leshy

      Leshy

      Hahaha, all hail pc master race.

      ARMA3 release due 13th Sept!

    3. Wynn

      Wynn

      My experiences with XBox live have been pretty relaxed, even when playing shooters. Dunno why.

    4. PureSilver

      PureSilver

      PC & Steam FTW.

  9. The box the WE Bulldog comes with has the most awesome cover art in Airsoft history.

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    2. Probotector

      Probotector

      Yes! That fudging bulldog god damnit!

    3. Bando

      Bando

      i love mine but the mags have started leaking after 1 game :(

       

    4. hawaiianjuggernaut

      hawaiianjuggernaut

      A literal bulldog. Lmao, WE gets points for that, but im still not buying any GBB pistols from them :P

  10. What the hell VFC, first time cocking the FNX I got to witness the most horrible smell in existence. Is this fart metal?

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    2. TheFull9

      TheFull9

      Anyone else here really die at fart jokes/noises? Doesn't matter how old I get, still crying at that sort of stuff.

    3. DrAlexanderTobacco

      DrAlexanderTobacco

      /me imagines a production line where each pistol frame is farted into one by one

    4. Probotector
  11. The Maruzen M870 turns my snake solid. Bye bye money!

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    2. NonEx

      NonEx

      I had a full metal custom built Maruzen M870. Was a really cool piece and pretty solid with the upgrades. But internals are so so and the power and report are mweh.... Also shell ejection is not as sexy as you might think until you actually use it...

    3. Probotector

      Probotector

      Damnit, I was just going to transfer the money and Dentrinity notifies me that the last one is gone. Fail. :D

       

      I intend to use it in the garden only. Gotta love shell ejecting.

    4. hitmanNo2

      hitmanNo2

      The only reason I've had two of them heh.

  12. Fruitcaging dentist *fruitcage*ed up my root canal treatment. My cheek looks like a balloon.

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    2. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Cheaper to buy you a gun than go get any work done at a British dentist. Seriously the NHS covers all of the body bar the frigging teeth?

    3. Probotector

      Probotector

      I visited 3 doctors. The first one removed the roots very uncleanly and suggested to close the hole ASAP. The second one removed the remaining pieces of the root and closed the tooth, resulting into an enormous swollen cheek due to the blood not being able to flow out. Just came from the third doctor who opened it up and gave me pharmacy. I'm feeling a bit better now.

    4. Gunmane

      Gunmane

      In my case, the removal of all 5 teeth was sloppy, and I ended up having bone splints popping up at times, and a spot where food stuff would fall into and then rot, leading to agonizing pain that not even painkillers could cover up. Fun fact: Apparently there is a high probability that where the extra tooth was, its partner on the top will grow long enough to cut down into the repaired flesh and tear everything up. No one knows exactly when though.

  13. Yay, the new Wolfenstein game is only available as a "Low Violence" version in German speaking countries. Btw. I'm now a pirate!

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    2. renegadecow

      renegadecow

      Because underaged kids will have their hands on it even with a mature rating like GTA?

    3. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Oh just go listen to 'Ich Tu Dir Weh' and be happy :P.

    4. Probotector

      Probotector

      @renegadecow Yep, that's what the German BPjM thinks. And Bethesda can't be arsed to publish a PEGI version for AT and SUI.

  14. Anyone knows what happened to all the Tanaka shotguns?

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    2. Probotector

      Probotector

      If that's the case, why is Maruzen allowed to sell their shotguns? Sure their system isn't as "real", but asthetic-wise they feel "legit".

    3. renegadecow

      renegadecow

      Because the Tanakas were so real they took real steel internal parts and could chamber (but not readily fire) an actual 12 gauge.

    4. Probotector

      Probotector

      Ouch, that's understandle then. Too bad there are no metal bodies for the Maruzen afaik but the shell ejecting mechanism makes up for that.

  15. Wot am bestest dressing fo nachos?

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    2. Leshy

      Leshy

      Jalopenos and Salsa

    3. judgeman

      judgeman

      I prefer melted shredded cheese, chilli, pico and sour cream.

    4. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Jalapenos, good quality salsa, Manchego cheese and a little pip of Tabasco.

  16. That person at ARES/S&T who is responsible for the trigger mechanism within their G36 gearboxes should be *badgeress* slapped over 9000 times. The arm that presses the switch of the microswitch always misaligns when I close the gearbox.

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    2. Probotector

      Probotector

      I actualy found the culprit. It's the cutoff lever. I need to file it down a little. Not only does it contribute to the trigger part slipping but the GB doesn't fully cycle on semi.

    3. ollie_ty

      ollie_ty

      Do the right thing. Ditch that gearbox and use a standard V3. Im so much happier since I swapped it.

    4. hawaiianjuggernaut

      hawaiianjuggernaut

      Steps to profit: 1: Burn G36 with fire. 2: move on with life and be happy.

       

  17. Yay, my G&P SR16E3 I ordered from eHobby finally arrived!!!

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    2. NonEx

      NonEx

      Possibly related wo hwagan's post below ? :P

    3. aznriptide859

      aznriptide859

      Nah, totally unrelated. :)

    4. hwagan

      hwagan

      STOP THIS MADNESS

  18. ogm u guise sux, reel man uz reel gunz, dat mens ur not reel guise

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    2. Probotector

      Probotector

      is not trol, vry srs discsushun

    3. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Yes of course it is, now back to your CoD to spam other 12yr olds. :P

    4. Probotector

      Probotector

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    1. ollie_ty

      ollie_ty

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    3. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Can never have enough boner pills.

  20. Considering a pink gun paintjob just to troll everyone olololololol

    1. renegadecow

      renegadecow

      It's fun for the first 15 minutes. After that everyone goes meh and you're stuck with a pink gun which you may or may not necessarily like.

    2. FireKnife

      FireKnife

      Just do it, what could possibly go wrong? :P

    3. Wild_XIII

      Wild_XIII

      Add glowing neon lights and attach ALL OF THE SCOPES!

  21. I've gotta say, Ares' customer service is quite good. Thanks Crystal.

    1. TheFull9

      TheFull9

      Their employees moonlight as strippers huh?

    2. Probotector
    3. hwagan

      hwagan

      If she was a stripper, it'd be 'Cristal'.

  22. G&G 552, you sexy beast. Why aren't Midcaps available for you?

  23. Bought a GTX680 in April, spotted GTX780 today in store. Fruitcage my life.

    1. cazboab

      cazboab

      As is ever the way with Graphics cards.

    2. PureSilver

      PureSilver

      £570? The GTX-680 will keep us for a while yet.

  24. Damn, the Shooters Design Titanium slide for KSC/KWA USP's looks way different in person than in pictures. Still diggin it.

    1. RSM

      RSM

      More like Ranger-ish green right? I ended up buying a 'black' (blued-esque) set and keeping the titanium barrel.

    2. Probotector
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