Samm Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Trying to write this laughing here... Right, my friend Darren for whatever reasons which are his own, had decided to do a brick-laying course at college at the start of the last school year. On this course though, he is the only "normal" person. All the other lads are chavs.*snigger* Anyhoo, one day last week, Darren and his charming class-mates had to lift some big boxes of something (presumably bricks), when Darren overheard two of them having a conversation: Chav 1: Aww maaate, I well can't lift these boxes, I'm well not strong enough. Chav 2: Yeeah maate you should well go to the gym then innit. Chav 1: Yeeah wo'evar, what good will that do? Chav 2: Well if ya work out mate, you get bigger muscles innit. Chav 1: Yeah but even if I get big muscles, I'm still not gonna be able to life these boxes. Chav 2: Why not maaate? Chav 1: 'Cause I need to be stronger, innit. Bigger muscles aren't gonna make me stronger. *Chav 2 slaps Chav 1, scuffle insues* Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 (This post was unreadable as the writer has just suffered a self-induced lobotomy as he tried to comprehend the logic behind the above conversation) Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Oh noes, not another 'Chavs are stupid', 'Chavs are so silly' etc My eyes bleed.... A homage to Marlowe Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted February 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Hey, I'm not an exremist here, my girlfriend wears Addidas ... But it's just a chuckling example Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 I chuckled, 'tis true. But you could have revived other chav bashing threads... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 no trakky gear for me *runs* oh and eer deat to the indfidells hahahahhahahahah [/end of random] oh i suppose the goverment does need a serious crack down on this Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Chavs resemble the Orks in Dawn Of War Warhammer 40.000.00 only weaker Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 I love chavs, but I couldn't eat a whole one. - Homage to rizzo Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Mmmmm Lobotmy..GOOOD Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 What is a 'chav'? Link to post Share on other sites
TaQ Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Kind of hard to explain if you don't live in the UK. Take your average American "gangsta" and imagine them wearing really sporty clothes and burberry stuff. Then imagine they are white, and have really-.... ...Nah still can't really explain.. Find some videos of chavs at www.chavcentral.com and you'll get my drift. Edit: oops. I mean ScallyCentral --> here Link to post Share on other sites
Siciro Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 I belive the easiest way to explain chav to a Yank is to say CHAV = WIGGER now some yanks might not know what wigger means seeing it is about 6-8 year old saying. today I would recon that CHAV = white boy in black guys cloths and saying his words or white boy in baggy cloths and using ebonics. *clears throat* sorry had an over welming giggle attack. WE NEED A chav/White boy in baggy cloths talkin ebonics smily !!!!1one!!one1!!oneone Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Chavs are lovely, charming people who greatly enrich our society. Link to post Share on other sites
TaQ Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Ebonics......? .....OH, do you mean this? Link to post Share on other sites
Siciro Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 edit broken link I agree that our modern world would not be modern if it hadent been for chavs! Or mexicans/blacks/minorities/white boys trying to be minorities. Link to post Share on other sites
TaQ Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 They're not minorities though... they're unfortunately the majority.. well, in my area of course. Edit: the chavs, yes, the chavs. Not the blacks/mexicans blah blah Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Let us celebrate diversity! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Ebonics......? .....OH, do you mean this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Made me laugh more than is healthy! Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 That flash anim made me giggle. Damn you TaQ, I sprayed coke all over my *fruitcage* keyboard now. Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 That was exellent! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 that was rather funny Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 or "damn, that sh** was super fly dawg" see...learning already. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Devvo is jealous Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 I is like gunna...sorta...erm...kick your f***in'...but...I don' know where I am, mate...are we at your house...? Link to post Share on other sites
shomclone Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Sledge, you *fruitcage* hippy........... Link to post Share on other sites
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