GuzziHero Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 I know this only represents a very small minority of Christians...but if you believe the stuff in this video being sold here, please remove yourself from the gene pool immediately. These folks are too stupid to be allowed to live. http://www.heavy.com/video/9767?partner=aff181 Link to post Share on other sites
sekiryu Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 "He who throws mud has dirty hands". Well no *beep* sherlock..... So, let me get this straight. Aliens, are Satan's angels, and they, not mother nature, are causing tornadoes, earthquakes, and eruptions; and they land on the earth, possess people, and are planning a massive invasion? What total tools. Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 So, let me get this straight. Aliens, are Satan's angels, and they, not mother nature, are causing tornadoes, earthquakes, and eruptions; and they land on the earth, possess people, and are planning a massive invasion? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That sounds like some anime plot... Link to post Share on other sites
sekiryu Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 What, like............Evangelion? ZOMG the Angels are invading!!!!shiftone! Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted April 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Thats what I thought! No comedy writer could write such a script and make it sound almost convincing How the heck they can keep straight faces through all that is beyond me, unless they really are stupid gullible morons who believe every word of **** they hear. Im almost tempted to order one for a laugh. But maybe thats their true intelligence, theyre the ones making money off video sales after all Link to post Share on other sites
alastairthegreat Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 id laugh if it wasnt so sad.... lol Link to post Share on other sites
soadrocker856 Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 That actually sounds a lot like Christianity meets Scientology. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Thats what I was thinking. Link to post Share on other sites
nautilus Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 So, let me get this straight. Aliens, are Satan's angels, and they, not mother nature, are causing tornadoes, earthquakes, and eruptions; and they land on the earth, possess people, and are planning a massive invasion? If Satan is making the ETs, then who in the wide, wide, world of sport is making these badger pokers. Fair go, if I clap eyes on the nub who's been swamping us in chicom knock-off evagelical types I'll just have to do them on general priniciple. Please, some American among us tell me that these guys are in the minority. Link to post Share on other sites
sekiryu Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Those guys, yes. But unfortunately, there's alot of people who share their fanaticism with "The Bible is infallible!!!shiftone!"--my parents included It's like trying to reason with a 5-year-old. Link to post Share on other sites
Munitions Man Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 These guys ain't christians. They're just crazy! See this is why people are turned off by Christianity. The few nutjobs spoil the image of the rest. Link to post Share on other sites
hardboiledcop Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 See this is why people are turned off by Christianity. The few nutjobs spoil the image of the rest. That, and the history of terrible deeds, burning people for heresy, selling pardons to the poor, disallowing the translation of the bible into English.. There's a reason why the Church was, until recently, the richest and most powerful organization on the planet, and it's not because god loves them. Sometimes I wonder how people can be so blindly obediant, it's a system of control that has no place in our world, it's contents have been proved wrong time and time again by scientific endeavour, and if one more person says god put all this contradicting information here to test us, I'm gonna *fruitcage* flip. Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Test us? No. Have a laugh at our expense..? Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 im not sure what the big deal is, if you think about it its just as far fetched as the rest of christianity (or in fact pretty much any religion). not meaning to offend anyone here, but you cant deny it. aliens are the devils angels, god impregnates a woman with a child who grows up to magicly heal people and rise from the dead... thinking about them in a non biased manner neiter one sounds particularly more stupid. and as for the bible, its 2000 years old (ish) whats to stop it being that generation's harry potter??? i mean, star wars is what 30 years old and some lunatics belive in it. imagine how much more serious people could take it over 2000 years (a lot like on the film galaxy quest, youll understant if you've seen it) yeah, didnt mean to go on a rant here, but it just seemed appropriate. please dont neg rep me, im entitled to my opinions and i dont mean to insult or force those views on anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Wow, I've always said that if some people in another 2000 years picked up a copy of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings it could be viewed just the same as the bible. Eerie. Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 I think The Lord of the Rings would make a better future bible. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted April 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Nah, Hitchhikers Guide... Link to post Share on other sites
Mamba15 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Wow...just wow. Some stuff like that I find funny but that is just scary. Beware of the evil pokemon! Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 The guy says at the beginning it's over 3 and half hours long, yet at the end, it says it's 1 hour 43 minutes long... eh? And that's just so patronizing it's ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites
nautilus Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 I think that my religious epiphany came when kneeling in church, just before communion, being warned about the evils of cults. The idols, the strange rituals, the blind obedience to domineering souless monsters who abuse their followers and the endless money which they leech from the sheep who follow them. I don't think poor old Father Frost could even see the irony of it all. Paganism seemed so much more honest - and the mead was so much better than the blood of christ. Ah well..... Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Pagans FTW!!! Link to post Share on other sites
nautilus Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Or Shintoism at the moment. All the shrines are chock full of pretty young Miko, who are all veeeeery religious. Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Very cute Link to post Share on other sites
hardboiledcop Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 The guy says at the beginning it's over 3 and half hours long, yet at the end, it says it's 1 hour 43 minutes long... eh? And that's just so patronizing it's ridiculous. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's not really patronising if you're dealing with absolute morons. Link to post Share on other sites
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