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Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

 

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following

question:

 

You're walking down a deserted street with your

wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife

comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,

and charges at you.

 

You are carrying a Glock 23 .357 auto, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

 

 

What do you do?

 

 

.................................................. ..............

 

Democrat's Answer:

 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done any thing to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

What does the law say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,

and what kind of message does

this send to society and to my children?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content just to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day

and make this a happier, healthier street that would

discourage such behaviour.

 

.................................................. .............

 

 

Republican's Answer:

 

 

BANG! BANG! (double tap)

 

 

.................................................. ............

 

 

Southerner's Answer:

 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

(slide locks back)..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

(slide locks back)

 

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Black Talon or Glaser pre-frag?

 

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

 

Wife: "You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!"

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Still doesn't explain the 16 round reload. Either the guy is using 17 round mags which he loads one round short; or after emptying the gun the first time, he reloaded, dropped the mag and loaded another round into it before resuming firing.

 

Either 15 rounders or 17 rounders are available. So it could have been a 15 rounder, with an additional round in the chamber.

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Yep, you know your on an airsoft board.

My post had nothing to do with that.

 

I was referring to Sledge reading too deeply into things in an attempt to bring even more levity to a humourous thread and the OPs inability to recognise this.

 

Hence

 

Welcome to Arnies.

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Ha! No Samm, not the same. I suppose it would be better labeled "Democrat, Republican, or Redneck". And New Orleans (just one of many), one of the bluest cities in the union is also located in the deep south, so you can't say Southerners and Republicans are the same.

 

Oh yeah, and I'm a California Republican, relocated to Oregon.

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