Jack Bauer Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I demand the audio be swapped on that youtube video from what sounds like a man rupturing his ringpiece on last night's vindaloo, to "yakety sax", and cartoon squelch noises! And of course, the footage be reversed then resumed, played entirely in reverse, played out of sequence, have like an x wing fly past and attack the pimplezone with lazar cannons, etc... And with regards to the MySpace one, that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I do not eat salad cream or mayonaisse. On the bright side, they didn't swat it with that book, someone seemed to think it's a bible. "The power of... CHRIST... compells... *Cue projectile vomit in case of irony*" According to some bright spark on the youtube version of the myspace video it was a "staff" infection. This explains a lot. I mean, no damn wonder the staff infected her. Swattin' big tumourpimples with bibles and stuff. And what the hell are they doing at the end? Is there like a pot of gold stuck in there? Ye gods. What's next on the Arnies Icky Stuff channel? Necrotizing fasciitis? Link to post Share on other sites
tr1gg3r_h4ppy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 You think that's bad? Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 But that's not real. Link to post Share on other sites
tr1gg3r_h4ppy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Yea but still it gets me every time... Lotus plants disgust me, My World History teacher told me a story, about his buddy who got botflies or something in Panama. Gross. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Uh... that picture isn't even reasonably plausible... I mean... those are lotus seeds. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 someone mention those pesky botfly? Link to post Share on other sites
Lithium Jack Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 LAWL PG13 Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Well this thread certainly went downhill before I could post anything. Shame. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 shouldnt be a problem as far as PG13 is concerend. after all, i only knew what a botfly was because i saw this exact same operation being performed on tv at 5pm the other eve Link to post Share on other sites
Yeager Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Oh Holy God indeed.. Are these botflies a 3rd world thing, or can you get them anywhere? Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 i THINK though im not sure, that you can find them in Mexico and South America as well as Africa Link to post Share on other sites
The Crunchy Bunny Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Ow, that makes my eye's hurt. Do botflies actually grow in the eyes? Link to post Share on other sites
christoff hitler Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 *shivers and has nightmares* Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 not just the eyes, the ears, nose bum hole, genitals, open wounds, anything soft and fleshy they can drop their eggs in. they are evil. nasty and horrid little beasts that serve no purpose on the planet. sooner they are extinct the better Link to post Share on other sites
Yeager Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 not just the eyes, the ears, nose bum hole, genitals, open wounds, anything soft and fleshy they can drop their eggs in. they are evil. nasty and horrid little beasts that serve no purpose on the planet. sooner they are extinct the better <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Any defence against them? or are we just *fruitcage*ed. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 standard insect repellent should do the job, luckily though only one species of BotFly actually attacks humans. and that one is active all over america but isnt very common in the US, they prefer Mexic and south america so i doubt your in any danger mate. most of the BotFly infestations on humans tend to be in Costa Rica from what ive read Link to post Share on other sites
tr1gg3r_h4ppy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Yea I went to Costa Rica during Spring Break and I asked one of our kayaking guides if they were bot-flies. And he was from Boulder, CO believe it or not, but he said they were really rare even in Costa Rica. He said most likely they attack people who have been outside for days at a time. Link to post Share on other sites
Triggerhappychappy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 That was decidedly yummy, the giant zit movie I mean. And bot flies.... nasty things, I saw a documentory about horrible illnesses a while back and they pulled one out of a womans back- left a inch deep by 1/4 wide hole in her back. Luckily it healed up pretty well. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Cool, check out this http://www.vexman.com/botfly.htm read the story about a guy who had two of these botfly critters in his scrotum if you want, but the main item of interest is half way down the page, under the Larson cartoon, theres a link to a video Video of a Botfly being removed from a girls head its lovley Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Wikipedia is your friend. Human bot fly. All bot flies. In other words, only one species attacks humans and that species attacks rarely enough and with such little effect that it isn't even considered a pest. While they are undoubtedly nasty, disgusting beasticles, they are relatively harmless. Even if they infest your scrotum. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 lol, i bet you would haver a different view if they infested YOUR scrotum, Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Note to self: Do not cruise on arnies while eating lunch. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 lol, i bet you would haver a different view if they infested YOUR scrotum, <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I bet I would, too. Happily, God gave us Montanans Grizzly Bears rather than bot flies. At least you can see the Grizzly coming... and you can kill the Grizzly if it tries to lay eggs in your skin. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 I bet I would, too. Happily, God gave us Montanans Grizzly Bears rather than bot flies. At least you can see the Grizzly coming... and you can kill the Grizzly if it tries to lay eggs in your skin. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> id love to see a grizzly bear attempting to lay eggs in someones skin lol, how much of a pest are bears over there or don't you see them much? over here in the UK the closest thing we have to a pest is a Fox, and they don't really ever do anything. and we need more nasty pusey gooey slimy infected body parts in here!!!!! look GANGRENE TOE (Caused by diabetes) and the funny thing is, that doesn't hurt... the stick is a probe that goes down to the bone and the guy cant feel anything because the toe is dead. Gangrene - Try not to get it Link to post Share on other sites
sekiryu Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Now I know why my appetite has been slim the past week.... I think I'm gonna be sick. This site needs a vomit smiley. Link to post Share on other sites
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