Sledge Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Let's have some jokes that only work if you say them out loud! Starter: I went bob-sleighing yesterday. I killed Bob Holness and Bob Carolgees. Come on then. In the words of Delia Smith "Let's be avin' you!" Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Q:What did Cinderal do when she reached the ball? A: Choked Q: What do you called a man with no arms or legs, swimming in the ocean? A: Bob Q: What do you call a man with ham on his head? A: Hammed Q: What do you call a man with two pieces of ham on his head? A:More-Hammed Q:What do you call a man with two pieces of ham on his head, standing between two houses? A:Muhammed Ally! Ba doom doom tsshh Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 *groan* And not because I've just seen Halle Berry! Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 I SO don't get british humor :-o Link to post Share on other sites
^cRYpTic^ Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 How do you get a 400 pound woman into a bikini? Hint: Take away the "f" in "fat" and the "f" in "weigh". There is no "f" in "weigh"! As in "There is no efin' way!" Yeah...that is pretty bad...I know.... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 If I groaned any more at that, you'd think I was actually in bed with Halle Berry Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 what do you call a bloke with a spade on his head? DOUG! Meh! Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Whats a man with a potato on his *friutcage* A dictator Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 A man - My dog has no nose ! people - How does it smell ? A man - awful Probaly the funniest scene out of monty python Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 What do you call a man with a log on his head? Edward What do you call a man with a forest on his head? Edward Woodward And a little Sporting Song: Oh war Tan Ar Siam (repeat) Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Q:What did Cinderal do when she reached the ball? A: Choked <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFL, She needs too practice on her technique :/ Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 I need to practice spelling Cinderella Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 *groan* And not because I've just seen Halle Berry! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quasi naked with some rather nice cleavage as well Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Quasi naked with some rather nice cleavage as well <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... ew ... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Meh... This'll do until I can find better... Link to post Share on other sites
TaQ Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHAV IN A CABINET? "INNIT!" ROFL!!!! ...w00t. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 ... ew ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i can give you the abridged version minus anything but the boobs Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHAV IN A CABINET? "INNIT!" ROFL!!!! ...w00t. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats 'chav in a box', chav in a cabinet is 'sorted'. Link to post Share on other sites
TaQ Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 SUIT YOU SIR. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 *SUITS In other news, what do you call a chav in a security box? SAFE!! ROFLMAO! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 it's a filing cabinate duh!¬¬ Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was sick of all the bloody tosspots who kept asking him. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Sinn F Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No Eye dear Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still No Eye deer. If you didn't get it, say it faster. Link to post Share on other sites
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