doc_newstead Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Anyways... Has anyone made the beer can sandwich gag yet? Link to post Share on other sites
Aurelius SPG Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Why is it not good to throw a dwarf with learning difficulties out of the window?? Because its not big and its not clever !!! Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Has anyone made the beer can sandwich gag yet? I come from jamaica, would you like a Beer can sandwich?. Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 What do you call a dinosaur that sits on a pin? Megasauraus. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lawl dat one for teh win! Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Why is Santa's sack so big? 'cause he only comes once a year. Link to post Share on other sites
HappyHunter Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Why is Santa's sack so big? 'cause he only comes once a year. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *groans* Link to post Share on other sites
white_serpant Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Q.How do you put a Giraffe in a Fridge? A.Open the door and put it it. Q.How do you put an Elephant in a Fridge? A.Open the door, take out the Giraffe and put it in. Q.All of the World's animals go to a meeting, but one animal was missing. Which was missing? A.The Elephant in the Fridge. Q.3 men were trying to cross a lake full of crocodiles. How did they cross it? A.They crossed it safely because all the crocodiles were at the meeting. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Why is Santa's sack so big? 'cause he only comes once a year. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Stabs out eyes with blunt pencil, does the whole Opedius bit then jumps off the building at the sheer groan-inducingness of this joke* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 You shagged your mum because the joke was bad? Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 You shagged your mum because the joke was bad? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That, Starscream, is bad comedy. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 My spoof script for TF: The Movie was pretty poor comedy. It even had a joke about it being poor comedy in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 That's sinking to the real depths of bad comedy, if you have to make jokes about its bad comedy status to make it funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 I know. Then I went on to include Galvatron doing an advert for Smints. To be honest, not as good as my Sunstreaker and Sideswipe story, but I liked it. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted October 29, 2005 Report Share Posted October 29, 2005 STOP TALKING ABOUT THE ABOMINATION THAT WAS TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE. They killed Prime. I don't think I'll ever be able to rid myself of the mental scarring I got when I watched that movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2005 Ditto. But Return of Optimus Prime made up for it. Take that, Rodneymus! Taste the mighty left hook of Prime! Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted October 29, 2005 Report Share Posted October 29, 2005 i dont know if it has been said, and im not gonna read this thread to find out. how do you kill a circus ? go for the jugular. (juggler, get it?) Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 How do you turn a dog into a blacksmith? Kick it up the a**e and it will make a bolt for the door. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 This one is pretty bad, just came up with it. Why did the female pirate slap the plummer? He asked her for a wench. Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Well our Philosophy teacher always wants us to 'dabate' things so he cries out!!! "MASS-DEBATE EVERYONE!!!GET INTO GROUPS OF THREE!!" I always found that quite hilarious. ps: It is true Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Q. How do you titillate an ocelot? A. Oscillate it's tit a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
TMC Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 gearboi... it's worse when the lecturer goes "I didn't know this was a maths debate". Link to post Share on other sites
minnoq Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Hehehe, Nintendo recently decided to drop the name 'Game N' for their next console... Link to post Share on other sites
PaNdeMiC Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Okay this is an old one, read it years ago in my clan forum, you might already know it. I might have to add that Hu Jintao is the chinese president. Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor (Condoleezza Rice) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? Link to post Share on other sites
minnoq Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 ^^^This is this. Link to post Share on other sites
Para Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Don't know if it's already been posted but try saying 'whale oil beef hooked' without sounding like an irishman swearing. Link to post Share on other sites
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