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1 person to post thread.

2 people to agree.

1 Sledge to disagree.

3 other people to agree with Sledge.

20 people to say they only agree with Sledge because he's a "forum celebrity" and gets away with all sorts of stuff no one else does.

1 Sledge to look at his 70% Warn level and wonder if they know something he doesn't.

7 people to request a return to the topic.

 

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1 person to look into this thread, and get totally confused on how to change the lightbulb in his room

 

16 people to flame that person for being a n00b at life and lightbulbs

 

2 people to pm the original guy with a guide to change a light bulb

 

91 more people to pm him and give him the wrong way to change a lightbulb

 

93 to wonder if he succeded in changing the lightbulb, or followed flawed advice

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A few people have got it pretty accurate, but this is how it actually works:

 

1 User to argue that the lightbulb needs to be changed.

1 User to argue that the lightbulb doesn't need to be changed.

1 User to argue that there is no lightbulb.

2-20 random users to interrupt the sensible argument with random insults thus sparking a flame fest.

1 Moderator to finally notice, force everyone to shut up and change the lightbulb themself.

1-5 Users to complain that it was better before the lightbulb was changed and declare that the moderator is clearly an idiot.

1-3 of the above users to get kicked out of the room as a result and sneak back in with friends so that they can continue to complain.

1 Admin to decide he can't bothered with all the complaining going on from the ingrates and as a result turning off the lightbulb forever.

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1500 newbies claiming that clone lightbulbs are as good, or even better than 'Top Brand' lightbulbs.

 

3 enthusiasts debating between tungsten and nanocarbon filaments in liughtbulbs.

 

17 taking sides in the enthusiast debate without understanding any of the details in the debate, just going 'after the name' of debaters.

 

1 guys asking where to find CCW to CW adapter, since his lightb ulb screws in the wrong direction.

 

15 lamenting wrong size connector in the clone lightbulbs.

 

2 marketing shills claiming that the clone lightbulb repackager 'pre-upgrades' their clone lightbulbs and adding a dyed plastic film over it makes them actually brighter instead of fire hazards...

 

1 Elite lightbulb collector with diamong film 'glass' and platinum 'plug' lightbulb that costs over 4 grand a piece... And is hand-crafted by four virgins in Himalayas...

 

3 Ex-UK Forces guys with candles bungee-corded to the socket as 'it's what we did in real world ops we can't talk about when we didn't have issue lightbulbs at hand'

 

Have we got everything yet?

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1 user to post something pointing out something.

1 user to quote that post, change something in it, and post "Fixed" underneath it.

The user that posted the quoted post to post something along the lines of, "How mature."

5 users to laugh at the internet fight.

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1 person to say LEDs are better than light bulbs

 

5 people to disagree

 

10 people to use Wikipedia to find big words and definitions to sound smart/correct other posters mistakes

 

1 person to try to get back on topic claiming the thread was about light bulbs and not lights in general

 

1 other person to start a topic about lights.

 

and so the cycle starts over

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