FUmiYAsu Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 http://home.carolina.rr.com/zerb/beready/ don't know whether you've seen this but anyway... Link to post Share on other sites
solution_zero Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 "Time travel is an excellent option after a terrorist attack. Remember, you must reach exactly 88 mph and hit the dangling power line in order for the flux capacitor to operate properly." LOL Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 I actually saw a DMC-12 on the road the other day. I'd only ever seen them static at car shows, but there it was, driving into Royston behind me. And then John DeLorean dies this week. Eerie... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 If you're not familiar with shadow puppets, consider moving your flashlight around wildly and pretending you're at a nightclub. rofl Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 What was the web address of the UK version of this? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Must... resist desire... to quote... whole thing.... Link to post Share on other sites
Vice Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 If a terrorist attack happens and your loved one isn't available, consider hiding under your desk and giving yourself fellatio. oh jesus that entire thing is too funny Link to post Share on other sites
billymak Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 man... that was a lot of fun... lmao... Do not fart if you are trapped in a confined space. Do not shut the door on a fire. That just makes it angry. roffle... Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 What was the web address of the UK version of this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You mean the one by HM Department of Vauge Paranoia? Try this Prep for Emergencies Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Although the elevator may seem like a good way to escape, it's frequently completely surrounded by walls. Exit quickly before Evil Otto shows up. What was the name of that game again You were a pink man walking in a maze shopoting robots looking for a evil smily called Otto Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Top 40 music can make you depressed. Resist the urge to blow yourself and get out of the house. An actually true one! Link to post Share on other sites
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richie_j Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it to the door with your shoulder. thats just genius. Link to post Share on other sites
FL_Racer Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards. If you spot an act of terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, just yell really loudly. Follow your penis to the nearest 3-story 10' high building. The tiny people inside are waiting to help you. ROFLMFAOOOO Link to post Share on other sites
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