sigma3 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 vorpal, I liked your story. not as cool as the one that followed it about the belt and stuff, obviously, but pretty cool. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I missed this thread. Sigma, I believe you may have just become my new role model/internet hero. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 So my enemies can't track me, I don't shower for three days prior to every skirmish. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 So my enemies can't track me, I don't shower for three days prior to every skirmish. JUST in case someone turns up with a bloodhound. Can never be too careful. Link to post Share on other sites
vorpalbunnie Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Do you roll around in mud in case they bring thermal optics? Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I strangle bears so that I can use their dens as ambush staging posts. I also use the bear's skin as a disguise for said purpose. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I commune with the squirrels twice a week and they drop BBs on my enemies in return for a bag of nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Your 'bag of nuts'...? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 A bag of nuts. Not my nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Ah. I only ask, as squirrels are the prostitute of the rodent world. The little hussies. Link to post Share on other sites
sigma3 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Haha, thanks Hwagan. It was a fun moment when we all kinda looked at each other and smiled as we realized at the same time, "Hey, uh, this looks like an opportunity to actually USE that stuff we practiced!" Link to post Share on other sites
Forti Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 One day I went out with odd socks on and everyone was like whoah Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 One day I went out with odd socks on and everyone was like whoah real men wear matching pairs of socks only by accident. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I wear clingfilm .... I AM THE MAN. Link to post Share on other sites
Lajjvo Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Socks, whar are those? Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Once I've hit someone, I walk over and tear out their still beating heart. This prevents the problem of enemies re-spawning, and also provides a good source of protein. Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I store all my RIF's inside a 100 foot thick steel vault along with the recipe for Coke, KFC and schematics of how to build a Jessica Alba replica. Link to post Share on other sites
docs90 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I once received a half way down no teeth in the middle of a 24 hour game from my ex does that count ? Link to post Share on other sites
fabien Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 playing in CQB with strong advise not to run, at a start of a game, both front raw of each team were running... at a corner, i misjudged the taclight stress of the other team and we bump into each other. we both pushed each other away, i draw my hi-capa, he did the same to his M4.... i was faster but the chock did switch on the security , he got me from 2m 3BB in the leg. other funny one, long corridor at night, tracer on and keeping the first line of the other team head down.... half way through the corridor, no more BB in the mag another one, same corridor running faster this time and being on the other side of the corridor before the other team reach the flashing light.... got 1m away from the light shouting waouuuuuuuuuuuu... the other team saying, are you in, and getting out from both door of the corridor on my right and left.... i could almost touch the light..... Link to post Share on other sites
Kenworth W900 Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 I'm so hardcore that I once played airsoft. Link to post Share on other sites
renegadecow Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 real men wear matching pairs of socks only by accident. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 That's weird, as I looked at the same image this morning when composing a Miami vice outfit for fancy dress! All I need to get now is a bren ten... Link to post Share on other sites
adadqgg Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 I marched 10km to shoot an enemy vehicle with RPG. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 I took up a position during a night game, laid down with a sniper rifle, and discovered I had plonked down on top of a lovely ripe cow pat... I held position for an hour or so, got laughed at a good lot on the 'net when I voiced my situation, and then kicked my kit (my whole stomach area got hit, belt kit, smock, squelched into 2 ammo pouchs too) through a river at end-ex and put it back on for the next game. Oh well, a bit of poo never hurt anyone! Link to post Share on other sites
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