rhino Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Wormsign! "Walk without Rhythm or you might attract a worm" "OHHHH SHI-!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
imp1864 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Candygram for Osama. Candygram for Osama. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris u'5 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 In an attempt to reduce traffic congestion in Baghdad the US Government is promoting the use of bicycles and is currently installing several new bicycle parking bays around the city. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 "Walk without Rhythm or you might attract a worm" "For the last time Bill, a bottle of Tequila is not the 'Water of Life'." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 (edited) "hey look *points at guy in hole*...*looks around*....WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" guy in the whole "why am i down here? hey... wait... stop going through my pockets sarge!" "rabit goes in the whole, around the tree... around... $H!7... im stuck" fat guy- "come on, just because you have a zit doesnt mean you can just hide" "nowp... no lulz doun heer!" "is mah sleepin hole" " ive had it with these MREs, i want me some rodent" "plz, dont put this on arnies" edit: fat guy- "iz muh pistolz down thur?" (check out his holster. Edited February 26, 2008 by thewallhitme Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eligibb Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 "Ello Dave! Your my wife now!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 "What the **** do you mean 'you're stuck'?!?!? How the **** did this happen!??" "Sorry Sarge..." Ben. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bada Bing Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Ok Private, you know the drill, pull down your pants and clench those cheeks. Or it could be Its alright son, Airborne isnt for everybody. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Revenge Seeker Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 "I'm telling you Sarge, there ain't no VC's in Iraq." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Melonfish Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 GRABOIDS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikoyan99 Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 U.S Army opens ACU mine in orthern Iraq. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Private Hawkins immediately regretted trying to recreate the opening sequence of Halo 3. Darkchild Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DesertFoxRomel Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 "F*ck, I'm too fat for this sh*t, you do it!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Weirdguy Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 "I didn't think this was what it meant when I volunteered for the U.S. Army Dust Test!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartan452 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 no homo sarge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah_WP Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 "Landed face first from the HALO again, eh Timmy? ALTERNATIVELY "His last words were that Jessica Alba was in the hole before the air ran out...I think the enemy used a poster. Codjuice! They know our weakness now! OMGOHNOIESHOMEALONEFACEGRABZOR" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 "Trust is the cornerstone of teamwork" My first post in almost 2 years. Hi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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