BenjaminRombough Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Okay was listening to Edith bownam on Radio1 and they were doing a text in thing called you know its a bad sign when....... basically fill in the dots an example to start you off you know its a bad sign when you walk into a loo and the lid is down. Link to post Share on other sites
Melonfish Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 you know its a bad sign when your eldest son's hair is matted to his head in a sticky substance of unknown origin and your youngest is no-where to be seen.... Link to post Share on other sites
kliskey Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Im not sure if I should laugh or be concerned at that post. If its actually happened, or if its come from your head.... If what I am thinking is actually what you meant.... Either way, I am slightly worried about that You know its a bad sign when your on a ship and your up to you neck in water Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 It's not a good sign when you raise your gun to fire on the enemy only to realise you forgot to put in the mag (happend to me far too many times than I care to admit ) Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 It's not a good sign when you get the latest newsrags in the mess in hot zone, and your fireteam FAC's mug is plastered all over the front page with 4-inch letters proclaiming him to be on tour... Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 you know its a bad sign when your asian boss refers to you as an untouchable. Link to post Share on other sites
Fin Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 When you've taken your grenade out of your pocket to find its missing a pin and is making a certain fizzing noise.... Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you run through the middle of a firefight shouting "Freeeeeeeedummmmm" You may be concerned about a hoard of angry Scottish men is following right behind. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when your diarrhoea is so bad you can't even fart with confidence. Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you walk into your dorm-house and the FBI are investigating a room next door You know it's a bad sign when you show up at your exchange parent's house at 3 in the morning... with your exchange partner, who "miss placed" her bra... we went skinny dipping (I do LOVE Austria... ). You know it's a bad sign when you walk out into the driveway and there are about 1000 crows covering your car... You know it's a bad sign when you actually take time to do this little forum joke thingy... Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 you know it's a bad sign when someone takes the phrase "S*** hit the fan" Literally... you also know it's a bad sign when someone asks you to clean aforementioned turd from unlucky fan (corned beef fans look away now... ) Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 You know its a bad sign when you wake up covered in blood with goat entrails arranged in a pentagram around your body with a used condom between your bum cheeks. Happened to me once after a night on the town. Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 You know its a bad sign when you wake up covered in blood with goat entrails arranged in a pentagram around your body with a used condom between your bum cheeks. Happened to me once after a night on the town. OKAY.... TMI! i smell lockage.. Link to post Share on other sites
Reincarnation... Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 You know its a bad sign when the cops are at your house due to a stolen flipped car that you reported 4 hours ago when you were driving it 4.5 hours earlier btw, second flipped car. i can do it on command now. Link to post Share on other sites
Sale Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 It's usually a bad sign when you find yourself thinking: "This is going exactly as planned." Link to post Share on other sites
ruzzz Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 You know its a bad sign when your boss walks straight towards you with a big grin on his face.... Link to post Share on other sites
Jack Bauer Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 It's a bad sign when Ainsley Harriot walks towards you with a grin on his face. It's also a bad sign if it falls off the post. It's also a bad sign if Adam Sandler is in the movie. Or Rob Schneider. Link to post Share on other sites
Gliderrider Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 It's a bad sign when Ainsley Harriot walks towards you......... And you are standing in a kitchen with a carving knife. Will flash remove this stain you annoying piece of.... Its a bad sign when your boss rings up and say "You know that holiday we approved the otherday?........." Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 You know its a bad sign when you divide by zero. Link to post Share on other sites
PvtRyan Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 It's a bad sign if Paul W. S. Anderson is slated to direct the movie of your favorite game. It's a bad sign if your attack is going well. It's a bad sign if you wake up naked after a party and find a mysterious pain in your *albatross*. Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when your GIRLFRIEND askes you to play dungeons and dragons with her and a bunch of the sorority girls.... Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when an A-10 comes barreling straight toward you when you know for a fact that no one has reported any contacts in your AO in weeks.... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when, as the sun comes up, you notice from your sleeping bag that a section of Royal Engineers are crawling towards you with mine prodders and worried expressions. You know it's a bad sign when you bump into your boss and he asks you in a tense voice "why is your mobile off?" You know it's a bad sign when your test results come from the hospital by courier. You know it's a bad sign when you wake up in the morning and everyone else in your section has their respirators on. Link to post Share on other sites
StarMonkee Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 You know its a bad sign when the dead start rising Link to post Share on other sites
wagonHAT Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 You know its a bad sign when your in a firefight with a guy who has tourretes syndrome... Link to post Share on other sites
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