Rosco151 Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 ...you arrive back in your office after the honeymoon, and the first thing the boss says is "I have a signal for you." First anniversary = Deployment ...the jet that just arrived to use the bombing range doesn't reply to your attempts to contact it via radio. And while leaving the range it lines up an attack run on your 4x4. ...you're sat in the training room on basic, learning how to strip a rifle. The next guy to try it starts shaking before they've even handed him the gun. ...you wake up, unable to move because you've been gaffer taped to your bed, with your 'mates' carrying the bed to the top floor of the block. I love heavy sleepers. ...you open the living room door and the smell of cat poo wafts out. That's a clean litter tray you little swines, use it! Link to post Share on other sites
DesertFoxRomel Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 ...you're sat in the training room on basic, learning how to strip a rifle. The next guy to try it starts shaking before they've even handed him the gun. . Its a bad sign when that person soon starts talking to that rifle. +1 to whoever can guess that reference Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Its a bad sign when that person soon starts talking to that rifle. +1 to whoever can guess that reference Forest Gump? Shrimp Gumbo, Shrimp salad, shrimp cassarole... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 No, it's Private Pyle in FMJ. Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 No, it's Private Pyle in FMJ. Ahhh... Si. Never saw that one... Link to post Share on other sites
Matthias Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 You know its a bad sign when it falls over every time you put it up! You know its a bad sign when your post will never be as funny after someone else's post... Link to post Share on other sites
Flakdragon Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when this thread hasn't started a religious/America flamewar. Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Ahhh... Si. Never saw that one... The Badger knows its a bad sign if you've never seen the king of all boot camp movies. Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 The Badger knows its a bad sign if you've never seen the king of all boot camp movies. Nope, never. I've seen more chick flicks than military movies... (well, alot of both...) You know that's a bad sign... Link to post Share on other sites
joebob Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Operation Dumbo Drop "No owl is noting compared to crow. Well what does it mean if I see a crow. I tell you, if you see a big black bird you run" Link to post Share on other sites
sekiryu Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you get dog *beep* on both shoes, and on your new pair of pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Brick Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 You know its a bad sign when your mate says "I saw a bird the other day with a fantastic *albatross*, when I passed her it turned out to be you" (happened to my brother) Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you and your girlfriend stay up till midnight singing Britney Spears songs... it's happened... fun times, you never really think twice at it when there are... erm... huge tracks of land involves Link to post Share on other sites
bikescars101 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 PinkFloyd, I have learned more about your personal life through this thread than I ever desired to know. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris North Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you have to pay $5000 to get a hooker for an hour. You know it's a bad sign when there's a special insurance you need in order to cover sewer backups. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you have to pay $5000 to get a hooker for an hour. You know it's a bad sign when there's a special insurance you need in order to cover sewer backups. Even worse if the sewer backups concern the expensive hooker. Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 PinkFloyd, I have learned more about your personal life through this thread than I ever desired to know. You know it's a bad sign... lol I have had a wierd life my friend... You know it's a bad sign when you walk into a bar with your best mate and when you walk up to the counter the bartender says "OOOHHHHH... YALL'RE A CUTE COUPLE".... EH WHAT? Twas a gay bar and we didn't know... I ran... Link to post Share on other sites
DesertFoxRomel Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 ^ You know its a bad sign when your life is somewhat similar or is PinkFloyd's Link to post Share on other sites
Nihil_75 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 its a bad sign when your officer goes on the radio and starts with "Ummm..." .. its a bad sign when you are taught how to use a gas-mask, carbon-clothing and PB pills.. its an even worse sign when the lesson is over your Sargent is waiting outside with a grin... its a bad sign while your in the army and its raining... always. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 ...you open the living room door and the smell of cat poo wafts out. That's a clean litter tray you little swines, use it! It's a bad sign when you own a cat and you're not a woman. Link to post Share on other sites
terrorist killer Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you hear gun shots Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you ask people "Did you see the 'No Trespassing' sign out front?" and they reply "No.". I'm so sorry for the crappy jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
Brick Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 You know its a bad sign when the only jokes Darklight has left are the "crappy" ones You know its a bad sign when you've just finished downloading some "pictures" off the web to find the missus stood behind you..... (they were mp5's honest, the carrying systems were antirely incidental) Link to post Share on other sites
Kirby1986 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 you know its a bad sign when ppl start asking who carried the ammo. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 you know its a bad sign when ppl start asking who carried the ammo. you know it's a bad sign when NONE of you remembered to bring the ammo Link to post Share on other sites
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