Cyber Soldier Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 The Chinese have really developed the idea of light infantry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheMerchantOfVenice Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 #2: Chinese troops today have been outfitted with minuscule jet packs. Here they are attempting to replicate Spiderman 3 with the "Spida" jump. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ascendance610 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 #1. Get those feet of the ground, bunny hopping is the only way to outrun the Combine Hunters. #2. Now, practice your Hollywood style explosion jump... BOOM! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 1 Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! or Chinese cavalry modernised with stelth jetbikes. 2 Romers that david blane is now in china develeping the personal training regime for the Chinese army are confirmed, yet still denied by chinas government. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 #1: "The ground is lava" drill. #2: News story: The people of China are in mourning at the loss of an entire company of airborne troops who somehow forgot their parachutes for a synchronized drop. Budget cuts and the US are blamed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Chinese attempts at a Billion man synchronized jump, while so far unsuccessful, have progressed none the less. Officials report that the creation of a thread on an English airsoft forum, is a larger impact than any earth quakes caused by the jump (this is primarily attributed to the presence of an internet figure known as The Badger, a by product of a freak accident involving Tin foil, microwaves, jaffa cakes, and copious amounts of Kidscotland.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 #1 "Elite chinese Special Forces take delivery of invisible bicycles" #2 "Magical forces eject chinese from Tibet in style" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 #1 Simon says "Freeze!" #2 "...and when you connect the red wire to the power generator.... BBBZZZZZZAAAAAPPPPPP!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH! Barstewards!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeoVeNoM Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Dragonball Z is not an Anime, It's a propaganda! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 #1: new chinese troops who failed the swiming lesson, still practise their bomb dives. #: same troop again, just belly flops. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 since the inclusion of bean burritos in the chinese military's rations, chronic flatulence has become an increasingly obvious problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 "Anybody touching the floor is a gayboy" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shriven Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 "Anybody touching the floor is a gayboy" WINNER! *fruitcage* WINNER! Takes me back to primary school that one does! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pureownage Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 The chinese are developing new lovemaking positions, such as 1 Love from Above, and 2 Flying Eagle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parsley Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 (edited) as opposed to Swimming Eagle? Edited April 3, 2008 by Parsley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikoyan99 Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 "Chinese ICBM project makes a promising start" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodekill Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 #1 "Now when I count to three, I'll turn gravity back on." #2: Having run out of money for weapons, the PRC has resorted to carpet bombing with soldiers instead of conventional bombs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twiglet Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 (edited) #2 In his spare time magneto likes to collect belt buckles. Edited April 8, 2008 by twiglet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Melonfish Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 1. When the invisible chopper stops, i want a good clean dispersal! 2. Chinese troops practicing "Supplies" drills (ala UHF) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 1 young guy at front to old guy at front. bugger me all thi straining has made me ###### me kecks old guy. welcome to old age this is why i never smile. 2 guy at front suprise airborn butsehxs FTW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 PLA troops have been able to fly for years, we just didn't want you westerners to know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Krumble Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 1. As earthquakes strike the west, China denies that its whole population managed to jump up and down on the spot at the same time. 2. Chinese military scientists develop late opening parachute after years of trials. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Captain Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 "Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy Then Super Man Dat H**" Once again, I'll get my coat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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