Ratters Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Q. What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav? A. Fathers day. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 What do a chav and a slinky have in common? They're both pretty much useless but it's fun to push them down the stairs Link to post Share on other sites
BenjaminRombough Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Q. Why doesnt Viagra work on Chavs? A. They need 10 of thier mates behind em to get hard Link to post Share on other sites
bigdhughes91 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 CHAV stands for 'council housed and violent.' generally a skally. or someone who wears a certain set of clothes, drinks WKD and cider and whos only ambition is to get laid and drive a golf....Average family size of a 'chav' is 5.5 (between 5 and 6 people) They're mostly separated and not married. Their hobbies are, drinking,fighting, breaking the law, unprotected sex, taking drugs, stealing, sitting around all day. They are mainly jobless as this is 'cool'. Many young chavs now believe they can get their GCSE's in McDonalds....if you want to work in Mcidies for the rest of your life. Sadly they cannot work in a society and neither can their children. They're like a broken generation. A sub class of the human race as a whole. Link to post Share on other sites
Fin Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 CHAV stands for 'council housed and violent.' generally a skally. or someone who wears a certain set of clothes, drinks WKD and cider and whos only ambition is to get laid and drive a golf....Average family size of a 'chav' is 5.5 (between 5 and 6 people) They're mostly separated and not married. Their hobbies are, drinking,fighting, breaking the law, unprotected sex, taking drugs, stealing, sitting around all day. They are mainly jobless as this is 'cool'. Many young chavs now believe they can get their GCSE's in McDonalds....if you want to work in Mcidies for the rest of your life. Sadly they cannot work in a society and neither can their children. They're like a broken generation. A sub class of the human race as a whole. I Love you... Link to post Share on other sites
Nitemare1 Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Q. What do you call half the worlds Chavs pushed over a cliff? A. A bloody good start. Link to post Share on other sites
gunnermaniac Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Typical words used are "Init" "safe" and "F*** off pig", "Watchoo lookin at?" and similar. And the oh so famous "ahhh boy" why do they feel the need to pollute this country Q. What do you call half the worlds Chavs pushed over a cliff? A. A bloody good start. I chuckled... EDIT: Because I fail at quoting... Link to post Share on other sites
Sly_Marbo Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Q: What's the difference between a fox and a chav? A: Only some people think fox hunting is morally acceptable Q: What do you call a chav in a suit? A: Shoplifter!!! Q: What do you say to a chav in a suit? A: Will the defendant please stand Q: What do you say to a chav with a gun? A: Nothing; you let your gun do the talking for you Q: A male chav and a female chav are in a car and there's no music on. Who's driving? A: The police Q: What's the best part of chav-hunting? A: The reward Q: What's the difference between a chav and pond life? A: You only find pond life in ponds Q: What's the difference between a chav and a bag full of effluence? A: The bag Thank you, thank you, I'm here until Thursday... Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted May 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Q: Regarding Chav hunting, what's the bag limit? A: No one knows, at least no one has hit it yet... Link to post Share on other sites
Froztblade Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. What do you say to a chav with a job? Big mac please. For US peoples, Chavs are what you'd refer to as white trash basically. Link to post Share on other sites
sgt.lt.schwarz Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 That's what I call owned ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Q. 4 chavs in a nova go off a cliff who wins A. society I have a distinct disliking of chavs check the sig i think you're confusing 2 jokes there. theres the 'bus full of chavs go off a cliff, who wins?' one and: 2 chavs in a nova drive off a cliff, whats the tragedy? a nova seats 4 Excuse me, But whats a Chav? Lol, I'm sorry, but its buggin at me. the human equivilent of having dog s**t lodged in the treads of your shoes. Link to post Share on other sites
Kingmob3 Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 i think you're confusing 2 jokes there. theres the 'bus full of chavs go off a cliff, who wins?' one and: 2 chavs in a nova drive off a cliff, whats the tragedy? a nova seats 4 the human equivilent of having dog s**t lodged in the treads of your shoes. Technically its : Whats 4 Chavs in a Nova driving off a cliff? A tragedy, Nova's seat 5. I think that they all are acceptable though. KM Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted May 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Why is it easier to make dogfood out of chavs than chickens? Chavs have less hard bones than deboned chicken... Link to post Share on other sites
Sly_Marbo Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 ... or even: Q: 5 chavs in a Nova drive off a cliff. What's the tragedy? A: The Nova could have been used to run more of them over... Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Q: What do you call a running chav? A: Fifteen-point target for the low-skeet event... HOLY NECRO POST BARTMAN! QWIK! KILL IT WEEV FYER! Link to post Share on other sites
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