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I prefer to use sweater line like "f**k me bi*ch or

  " how you doin"

 

p.s Ed smasher i always thoght that you were gay!

 

lol only joking  :nosleep:

 

~points gun several degrees west, aims up, pulls trigger.~

 

the bb archs several hundred meters, flies through your window and hits you in the ear.

 

farms are such easy targets.

 

(sunday you are gunna be cannon fodder!)

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~points gun several degrees west, aims up, pulls trigger.~

 

the bb archs several hundred meters, flies through your window and hits you in the ear.

 

farms are such easy targets.

 

(sunday you are gunna be cannon fodder!)

 

moihahaha i av a new secret that i am going to make

 

two word pit hole

 

big enough to fit a human in and hide their unti usupecting ed smasher comes alng nad takes 3 round from my m16 into the lip

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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

 

Say, did we go to different schools together?

 

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

 

F*ck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

 

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

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Hey baby, does this cloth smell like cloroform?

 

I actually just saw that earlier today on a different (non-airsoft) board, same wording. :P

 

 

Anyhoo..

 

-Arr I'm a love pirate, I'm here for your booty!

 

-Baby, your butt is so fly, mind if I swat it?

 

-I'm not a registered sex offender

 

-Can I play Drill Sergeant in your foxhole?

 

-Would you like some cauc in your asian?

 

 

I confess though, the first one I stole from a friend.

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Hehe, everyone's gettin' into it!

 

Here's 3 more :P

 

Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

 

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

 

Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!

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I actually just saw that earlier today on a different (non-airsoft) board, same wording. :P

Anyhoo..

Ya, I got it off of some show I think, I just remembered it, so don't give me credit for it :D

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"Hello, I find you very attractive and would like to commence copulating with you as soon as humanly possible."

 

This is why smart-arses don't pull.

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Excuse me but my pants are to tight, can you losen them ;)

 

I heard you have a butiful body, will you hold it against me ;)

 

My nipples explode with the lights ;)

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hi darling do you come from mars, because your bum is out of this world

 

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

 

pick a number between 1 and 10 "4" you lose take your top off

 

theres something on your chest "what " my eyes

 

just a few from my collection :)

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