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Ed Smasher

Bad pick up lines

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not really pick up lines but close, This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.

 

Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?"

 

The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink!!!!"

 

and for the fun of it

You know you're drunk when...

 

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

 

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

 

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

 

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

 

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

 

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

 

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

 

3. Roseanne looks good.

 

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

 

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

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Me and all my emo *albatross* little friends go snowboarding and use this line on random people quite often lol ahem...

 

"hold my snowboard while I kiss your girlfriend"

My friend Jay did that recently..it was hilarious :P

not really a pick up line...but yeah

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Me and all my emo *albatross* little friends go snowboarding and use this line on random people quite often lol ahem...

 

"hold my snowboard while I kiss your girlfriend"

My friend Jay did that recently..it was hilarious :P

not really a pick up line...but yeah

 

 

Well, what happened?

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