Dizzy Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Just come up and say the corniest line you can think of. Then as she looks at you with a 'WTF?' expression on her face, say to her conspiritioraly: "That was my uberline. No girl can resist. So, while we're waiting, what's your name?" Get the tone right and it will be very funny, and you'll be in. Get it wrong and she will laugh and walk off. And one more corny line (everyone knows this one): Nice legs, when do they open? Link to post Share on other sites
krikke Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 i'm suprised this hasn't come up yet *not sure if these have been posted already* funny situation: *take a couple of ice cubes, throw them on the floor and step on them to break them "there, the ice is broken, can we talk normal now ?" what has worked for me (not on purpose actually) if you have a camera with you, just ask a nice girl if you can take a picture of her, sometimes she'll think you want to wank it to her but in 90% of the cases she will take it as a compliment. for me this resulted in a 9 month relation ship, but we eventually gave up because of the distance Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 'I collect gorgeous girls, do you want to be in my collection?' If she says yes... Ask her name (not phone number or anything else, write it on an index card, say 'Okay, got one more'. And walk away. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 'I collect gorgeous girls, do you want to be in my collection?' If she says yes... Ask her name (not phone number or anything else, write it on an index card, say 'Okay, got one more'. And walk away. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *makes note to go to finland to try that* Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 *makes note to go to finland to try that* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heading there in June,.. going Helsinki - Vantaa Then Turku and then Tampere. Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 cool Link to post Share on other sites
happy.al Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Me and my mate use to use lines from Dawson Creek, not any chat up lines just the normal lines. Those were the days, endless supply of cornness once a week.... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 You could put on some 'Big Cock' music to set the mood. Let me get a little messy if a little falls From your lips Oh but be careful, don't let it slip through your fingertips Just keep tryin' baby Girl, it's a shame to let good love go to waste And she tries but she just can't stand the taste And her heart is so hungry though But love's so hard Love's so hard Oh, love's so hard to swallow Link to post Share on other sites
shayne Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 heres a bad one if your in high school "hey can i borrow a quarter because my mom told me to call when i found the girl of my dreams" Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 heres a bad one if your in high school "hey can i borrow a quarter because my mom told me to call when i found the girl of my dreams" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "May I barrow a quarter? I'd like to call your parents and thank them..." Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 "May I barrow a quarter? I'd like to call your parents and thank them..." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That one's better. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 hai guys liek can a borrow 20 pence like I need to borrow the moneh for the....bus yeeeash the bus Link to post Share on other sites
kronic Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 "If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Yet to try this but: Ask a girl if she's been snowboarding.... (her answer doesn't matter) Then say: Ah when i went we played this game... Got a phone? *she gets phone out* Ok, type in *give her your number*.. whats it look like? Looks like my phone number... only fair i have yours. Could work.... but meh, i'm not needing lines or tricks at the moment! Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Hmmm pickup lines. "I need your help" *umm yeah sure what is it?* "the KGB are trying to steal my penis i need a place to hide it" *slap!* Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 i'm suprised this hasn't come up yet <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 *licks eyebrows* Fancy me now? After a quick Google, I've found this. Enjoy! "I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list." "I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? " "Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house?" "I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight." "You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!" "You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast." "I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic" "I'm good at math, U+I=69" "Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..." "Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy." "Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?" "Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street." "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" Here's the winner: "I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down." Bet it'd work Borrowed from: http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/good_pick_up_lines.htm Cheers! Matt Link to post Share on other sites
sizzam Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 My name is spedz thats is more then enough for a reason woman! Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 "Merry Christmas" used last Tuesday. And it worked. Link to post Share on other sites
playa Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Hi, my name is ___________. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later. That shirt looks very becumming on you, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too. Remember kids, don't ty these at home. Link to post Share on other sites
redblob Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Hi my names <inset name>, do you do tongues??? I hav 2 b honest i stole this off a mate but trust me it DOESN'T work!!!! the few times i hav tried i hav got some very bad results!!! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Hi my names <inset name>, do you do tongues??? I hav 2 b honest i stole this off a mate but trust me it DOESN'T work!!!! the few times i hav tried i hav got some very bad results!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Hi, my name's <insert name> and I do tongue." Probably works like a charm. Link to post Share on other sites
Evert 72 Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 'Was your dad a baker? because he sure made some nice buns.' Link to post Share on other sites
airsofter22 Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Try this: Hi, I've lost my virginity may I have yours? That probably wont work, and i'm not responisble for the slap you get if it doesn't and sorry if it's been posted before Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Person 1: Theres a Party later Person 2: Where Person 1: In your mouth and I'm coming Link to post Share on other sites
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