Damnation Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 I prefer to use sweater line like "f**k me bi*ch or " how you doin" p.s Ed smasher i always thoght that you were gay! lol only joking Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Smasher Posted April 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 I prefer to use sweater line like "f**k me bi*ch or " how you doin" p.s Ed smasher i always thoght that you were gay! lol only joking <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ~points gun several degrees west, aims up, pulls trigger.~ the bb archs several hundred meters, flies through your window and hits you in the ear. farms are such easy targets. (sunday you are gunna be cannon fodder!) Link to post Share on other sites
Damnation Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 ~points gun several degrees west, aims up, pulls trigger.~ the bb archs several hundred meters, flies through your window and hits you in the ear. farms are such easy targets. (sunday you are gunna be cannon fodder!) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> moihahaha i av a new secret that i am going to make two word pit hole big enough to fit a human in and hide their unti usupecting ed smasher comes alng nad takes 3 round from my m16 into the lip Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 'so........um...................................................wanna screw?' Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 No Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 I have no holster for my gun, can I use yours ? Just made thato ne up Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Hey Baby lets play carpenter, first we get hammered, then I nail you. Link to post Share on other sites
Shao14 Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Say, did we go to different schools together? I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. F*ck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 "Would you like to see my WANGSTROCITY?" *SLAP* Link to post Share on other sites
corpral pain Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 this is the best: cia.bmp Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Would you like to hold my luger? Link to post Share on other sites
FireFox Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Hey baby you want to continue that dream you were having about me. Thats from futurama Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigreedo Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Hey baby, does this cloth smell like cloroform? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I actually just saw that earlier today on a different (non-airsoft) board, same wording. Anyhoo.. -Arr I'm a love pirate, I'm here for your booty! -Baby, your butt is so fly, mind if I swat it? -I'm not a registered sex offender -Can I play Drill Sergeant in your foxhole? -Would you like some cauc in your asian? I confess though, the first one I stole from a friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Smasher Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Hehe, everyone's gettin' into it! Here's 3 more Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 I actually just saw that earlier today on a different (non-airsoft) board, same wording. Anyhoo.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ya, I got it off of some show I think, I just remembered it, so don't give me credit for it Link to post Share on other sites
Un_FriendlyFire Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 lol loved the chloroform one Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 "Hi, im Dante but my 'friends' call me banzai" Link to post Share on other sites
player Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 *scratches head* *laughs at lameness* Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Do i have to explain it jeesh, its friggin hilaroius if u cought it right imo Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Not getting it.... Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I wanna rock your body....and in parathesis it says, to the break of dawn. Link to post Share on other sites
player Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Really... I don't get it... Help me out... my life now has no meaning. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 "Hello, I find you very attractive and would like to commence copulating with you as soon as humanly possible." This is why smart-arses don't pull. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Excuse me but my pants are to tight, can you losen them I heard you have a butiful body, will you hold it against me My nipples explode with the lights Link to post Share on other sites
blitz Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 hi darling do you come from mars, because your bum is out of this world did it hurt when you fell from heaven pick a number between 1 and 10 "4" you lose take your top off theres something on your chest "what " my eyes just a few from my collection Link to post Share on other sites
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