Crandall Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 You said you would get sick on me, but what am I sticking around here for?? *Runs!* Link to post Share on other sites
The n00b wh0 pwns Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 sorry to bring up an old thread but "so which pick-up line havent you heard?" Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Lines that have worked for me: "Who's your friend?" "You're looking kinda hot, we're gonna need to get you out of those clothes" "If I didn't have to work tomorrow, I'd bring you home with me" "I'm bored, lets ditch this place and *fruitcage*/have a drink/catch a movie" "Don't talk to me" -cocky-little-sh!t Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Did someone call a plumer? Bow chicka wow wow! Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Did someone call a plumer? Bow chicka wow wow! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol! I'm here to clean your pool. But we don't have a pool. Bow chicka wow wow! Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow chika wow wow! Link to post Share on other sites
player Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I hope you have the proper female couplers! Bow chicka wow wow Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "I'm a love albatross" *Goes off to hit the singles bars like a greased cougar from the planet Big Bo11ocks* Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 ok this has summin to do with this so i put it here if you ever get a female asking you this: *female* how about we play soldiers .. you lay back and i blow the hell out of you. you know how to re-act to that lol Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Women have to use pick-up lines? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Women have to use pick-up lines? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would have thought that Breasts were sufficient. Slightly off topic: Man: "Hello there. I'm DarkLite, and I am the fastest seducer in the world." Woman: "Really?" Man: "Yes. I've taken a liking to you, and I would like to have you." Woman: "Will I enjoy it?" Man: "Didn't you?" Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I've never used a pick-up line but a mate of mine would often saunter up to a girl he'd taken a fancy to and say: "What's a nice place like this doing with a girl like you in it?" I'd say about 9/10 times it would make them laugh as it was a nice turn around on the old "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" (just in case some non Brits aren't familiar with that cliched line) and thus he'd be able to strike-up a conversation and talk normally from there Cheers F Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "Flange!" "Ok, there's a room back here..." Link to post Share on other sites
Ilovenapalm Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 How much does a Polar Bear weigh?? Enough to break the Ice,fancy a drink? Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "You're cute. Can I have your number?" (Actual game my friend and I played, that was all we were allowed to say, and surprisingly, it worked about 50% of the time!) And to quote Castor Troy, my favorite line of all time... "If I were to let you suck my tounge, would you be greatful?" And let's not forget the classic... "Nice shoes, wanna *fruitcage*?" A little personal experience here. When I got out of the hospital and had very little energy (couldn't have sex) I would explain this to girls, and about half the time, I got a BJ out of it It helps to work at a club, where people are after sex anyway. Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 -"My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i just want to shout out, i used this line.. a while ago..... anmd it bloody worked... hooray... Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 ones i have seen work.. man- are your hands cold? woman- no man- can you help use the bathroom then please, the doctor says i mustn't lift anything heavy.. and, just because it was funny. a mate of mine had spent all night chatting up this stunning, gorgeous girl, and was finally getting somewhere. til another guy walked up, handed him a tenner, and said" its ok mate, you win the bet, you can stop trying now..." she slapped him, i died with laughter Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I've used a few "I must say, [ to girl who owned the house] you have a very nice decor.....like your breasts" *talking like a pirate* "yarr....avast ye wench....prepare to board me" In aussie to aussie girl *very british accent " Hello, im birtish, and even though i talk like hugh grant, i assure you i havent slept with a hooker" Guess what......they ALL WORKED!!!!! But i and they were hammered at the time so does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Or just offer them your spam javlin. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "That's triple penetration, ok, charge!" Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Ask them to grasp the enormity of the situation. Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "normally I don't do this for free, but...." Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "Brace yourself." Note: the above is also Australian foreplay. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Now, flood control shouldn't have let this happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Women have to use pick-up lines? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've never used them, I just used to text guys and say "you're cute, wanna go out with me?" Worked every time. And let's not forget the classic... "Nice shoes, wanna *fruitcage*?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've been told of this one working, but they said boots rather than shoes. Link to post Share on other sites
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