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when you are in a restaurant you always ask for the table in the corner so you can see the whole place and nobody can flank you.

 

Darkchild

 

What if that table is next to a window? you can get flanked from the outside ;)

 

 

 

anyways.... You know you've been playing too much airsoft when having a convo about airsoft in class, your teacher walks up and you pretend to slide a frag grenade infront of him and while screaming "FRAGOUT!"

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-When you have 5 identical M4s, but each in a different paintjob, for 5 different sites.

-You know the URL for this topic off by heart.

-When someone asks you to go to the shops, you think 'Hmmm, where's the nearest Airsoft store?'

-You knit your own DPMs.

-You try to make kNex guns.

-You imagine doing drive-bys with your Mac10 on those chavs.

-A tennis ball lands at your feet and you shout 'Grenade!' and dive behind the nearest wall/bush/tennis racket/meat shield/lava lamp.

-You can instantly tell the type of motor used in a gun by it's silhouette.

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When that last tenner goes on Airsoft gear...

 

You don't think £30 is too much for a pair of gloves...

 

you have 10 guns but see room for more...

 

you watch house hunting programs and keep saying to yourself "that'd make a nice gun room", "ooh, that'd make a nice range" and lastly "could build a bunker there".

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When you have all the UK airsoft sites and shops as P.O.I's (points of interest) on your satnav, in case you have 20 mins spare

 

between service calls...

 

Ooh, I'm near Milton keynes, better pop into Action Hobbies...

 

Gets expensive very quickly!

 

Jim

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When you realise that in your bookmarks folder, you have nothing but Airsoft related links...

 

When firefox says you have too many links in your "Airsoft" bookmarks folder so you make another one rather than deleting all the c**p you're never going to use again

 

When you open up your internet browser and 3 tabs open up all with airsoft forums :D

 

When more than 80% of your emails are to do with airsoft forums

 

When one of the forums goes down you check your computer every half hour and it becomes your main topic of conversation on MSN messenger

 

because

 

The only people you ever talk to on MSN are airsofters

 

BTW - I'm guilty of all of these :P

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