Pablo Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 does not know how to iron, in fact does not understand the concept of ironing. right] Actually, I think you'll find that a manly man can iron a crease in his trousers so sharp he could shave with them. Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 i wouldnt know, i only wear jeans..... ( smug manly grin) Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 By default, Situpking wins this. The manly man wears boots, T-shirt and jeans. None of these items require ironing. Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -manuals are for girly men -Has owned or owns a zippo lighter -has owned or owns a pair of DMs -uses a hammer to fix things no matter how big or little -knows arnies is the better airsoft forum Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Suggested alteration: KNOWS Arnie's is the best forum. Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Ah, but the manly man is always being asked to be best man or to carry coffins. Besides, many manly men wear uniforms requiring trousers. Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 i would like to add, by trade i am a miller. so my job is lifting large sacks of flour and lumping them around. being sensitive, or having people skills, has no place in my work. just the ability to swear, whistle, and lift heavy things. i think i get default manly status just for my job. By default, Situpking wins this. The manly man wears boots, T-shirt and jeans. None of these items require ironing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 ok.. in addition. i have been best man twice. ( stag do was airsoft, of course) i did wear a suit ( not to the airsoft) BUT..... i have a girlfreind and a mum, all trained in washing and ironing. dirty clothes go on floor at end of day. clean ones come out of drawer at start of day. i have no knowledge or interest in any process between these states. Ah, but the manly man is always being asked to be best man or to carry coffins. Besides, many manly men wear uniforms requiring trousers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
BadAssTronaut Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 So, at AG we'll all be wearing bandanas then? Cool! I think I've still got the one that came with my Rambo machine gun when I was about 6. I'll see if I can dig it out. - Regards Lord Flasheart as a perfect example of how to treat women. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cool, always needed an excuse to get a bandana. - Isn't afraid to take a *beep* in the woods. - Drinks wisky - Only uses his gun if absolutely necessary, considers his knife his primary weapon. Doesn't need a sheath either, when his knife is not in his hand its in his teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Opens bootle tops with his teeth, no girly bottle opener ###### Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Uses small assult rifles, big assult rifles are for girly men needing to compenstate for something else *wink wink* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 - Uses whatever damn assault rifle he wants (except Armalites). The manly man cares not for the opinions of lesser beings. Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Can drink an entire bottle of grey goose without being phased Keeps a Kbar in his sock Manly men don't need guns, they have hands..... and he has a cat Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 - Doesn't use a number in his online name. If his chosen name is unavailable, the manly man either chooses another, even manlier, name or kills the person who has his name. Link to post Share on other sites
BadAssTronaut Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Can drink an entire bottle of grey goose without being phased Keeps a Kbar in his sock Manly men don't need guns, they have hands..... and he has a cat <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ever heard the expression "A dog is a mans best friend." Manly men don't have cats, they have dogs. No little dogs either, they have to be fairly large in size. Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I don't think 'Manly Men' even use the internet... Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Manly Man Joke: Suddenly on an air plane the overhead comes on and the piolet tells the passengers the plane is about to crash and that they have minutes to live. Various poeple bein crying, screaming or praying, but a women stands up and says" I have never truly been satisfied in life and wish to know if there is a man on this plane who can make me feel like a women". In the back of the cabin a man stands up and begins to walk over to her. He is a manly man, wearing jeans, muscular, not shaven for a while, and he goes next to the women he takes his shirt off and says "Iron this". Manly men can have both, I have a rottweiler AND a cat..... Link to post Share on other sites
BadAssTronaut Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I don't think 'Manly Men' even use the internet... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course they do. How else would they read manly forums such as these? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I don't care what the song says, manly men do NOT wear tights. "Robin Hood: Men In Tights" We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights! We're men, we're men in tights, Always on guard defending the people's rights. [The Can-Can Chorus Line] We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. [Gay voice] Yes! We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. We're men, we're men in tights [High Voice] TIGHT Tights Always on guard defending the people's rights. When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights! WE'RE BUTCH! Link to post Share on other sites
Magnus Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Manly men listen to classic rock, believing it to be the pinnacle of musical greatness. Thusly, manly men have a general disdain for all forms of modern rock. Link to post Share on other sites
BadAssTronaut Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Manly men listen to classic rock, believing it to be the pinnacle of musical greatness. Thusly, manly men have a general disdain for all forms of modern rock. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed Manly men listen to Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton etc. Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 By the way, its Bob Marley Day, go classic rock. Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Suggested alteration: KNOWS Arnie's is the best forum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There are other airsoft forums? Link to post Share on other sites
snip3r Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -manly men also use knives to open tins none of the can opener stuff!! -they always acknowledge another man with a nod and fine looking women with a "ill go out with you if you can prove you can iron trousers creases so sharp i could shave with them!! " Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -likes onions Link to post Share on other sites
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