ColDaz Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 In response to this: QUOTE(ColDaz @ Apr 22 2005, 10:51 PM) Show up without invitation, the shotgun gets pumped. Lol, not that serious, but I do hate it when people randomly turn up, usually when I'm busy doing something. And if youpush is a que, expect to be thrown to the back. Literally. And to stay on topic, I'm 17. I tend to go for my trusty 4 year old spring P226, we need a thread about britishness Well, here ya go. To be truly British, you need to queue orderly (on pain of death), and to phone someone at least, I stress at LEAST an hour beofre arriving. On pain of death. Go from there... Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 The ability to put your flag on someone else's. -from Izzard Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Liking Bulldogs. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 A calm and reasonable knowledge that you are from the finest country on Earth. Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Sledge, I beseech thee. Thou hast summed up...it all. Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Being a mindlessly violent alcoholic Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 A calm and reasonable knowledge that you are from the finest country on Earth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> America was founded by Britain, that includes us dudes across the pond. Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Don't be sillyyyy Cinder ma boy. Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 maintaining your stiff upper lip.... Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Always having your trusty gun near to shoot people who turn up at your house has a bandana made of old clothes Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Wow, I just saw a ''Jlo'' (name too long) fire a bolt action rifle on semi. No, I know what I said. Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 The bandanna is for the manly only! EDIT: Sorry, double post, I didnt even notice. Link to post Share on other sites
snip3r Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 see british is best! we had largest empire we ruled many countries and we have the great, godly and holy invention of.......TEA!!!!!!! see being british is best! oh and we founded australia with white folk penal colony Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Then they all had the sense to declare independence [edit] So cinder cant claim any of our shiny british glory Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 maintaining your stiff upper lip.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can maintain something stiff with your mom. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Now I wait for WhiteFeather to take it away....... Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Just in case anyone don't know, the traditional sunday meal - curry - was actually invented by British soldiers serving in the East to make their food last longer and taste better. EDIT: soldiers to ''British soldiers'' Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 if i wasnt brittsh i would be offended by that. instead i shall just remind you that pervy comments from members of a nation that turned up late to both world wars and then just went dancing, shall be ignored. I can maintain something stiff with your mom. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Now I wait for WhiteFeather to take it away....... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 ''instead i shall just remind you that pervy comments from members of a nation that turned up late to both world wars and then just went dancing, shall be ignored.'' You, my friend, are a true Brit. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 The Empire was a long time ago. People who go on about it (the Yanks, mainly) are dwelling on past glories. To me, what makes Britain great is the fact that we're not that big, not that rich, not that well armed, and basically a league behind America. Yet our actors, scientists, authors, politicians, soldiers, directors and culture are, pretty much, very well known internationally. That, to me, is what makes the British great. I can go to see a multi-million Hollywood blockbuster about Americans (such as Black Hawk Down), and see it directed by an Englishman, acted by Englishman & Scotsman, and the special effects done by Englishmen. We must be doing something right Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 if i wasnt brittsh i would be offended by that. instead i shall just remind you that pervy comments from members of a nation that turned up late to both world wars and then just went dancing, shall be ignored. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When we stay out of other poeple's buisness they complain, but when we try and fix Iraq, America becomes satan. This is not meant in any way to be offensive Link to post Share on other sites
Kukailimoku Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 if i wasnt brittsh i would be offended by that. instead i shall just remind you that pervy comments from members of a nation that turned up late to both world wars and then just went dancing, shall be ignored. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You silly Europeans. We never wanted to go to war, but you just kept picking and picking at us. Thanks, by the way, for buying all of our guns, tanks, ships and such. Fortunately for us, your business of getting into fisticuffs ended our economic depression. Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 ''Fix'' Iraq. Seriously now, do you really think that was high on the lists of priority next to the oil and the fact you haven't invaded anywhere for a while? Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 no, i approve of you trying to fix iraq, but untill you can do it on your own, with out the sas holding your hand and showing you the way in, you not allowed to boast. ( ok, ive realised im being really un freindly to everyone. so please note, nothing i say is serious.. i just love a good argument. When we stay out of other poeple's buisness they complain, but when we try and fix Iraq, America becomes satan. This is not meant in any way to be offensive <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Oh don't turn this into a flame-war. That's *so* American. Over here, we just go 'Hmph' and spend hours slagging you off to our wife/gf/mates when you're well out of earshot Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 And the fact we dont need orange tips on our guns BRITS all the way Link to post Share on other sites
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