The Badger Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 maybe punky should change her name to The Kitty, start a bizarre revolution, and then be pronounced "OverGod Punky of the Kitten". Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 mewww meww mew? no not doing anything. maybe cause The Badger loathes cats, they're constantly eating his field mice. How can you not like kitties? They're cute, sweet, and loving. And some of them have the softest fur ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Rufs Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 So... is it still up there? Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 No. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 maybe punky should change her name to The Kitty, start a bizarre revolution, and then be pronounced "OverGod Punky of the Kitten". meww i like that idea. i actually have an owner How can you not like kitties? They're cute, sweet, and loving. And some of them have the softest fur ever. Meeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! *nuzzles you* Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 my kat bites the heads off of mice and spits their brains out. He's great, he's a big tom kat and i never had him done so he fights all the time. What a legend. Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 BADGER: You came alone? PUNKY: as we agreed. BADGER: and you have the package? PUNKY: do you have the krispy kremes? BADGER: Of course, some here still know honor. PUNKY: Put them on the ground and walk away, you will then get a call telling you where to pick up the mice. BADGER: This isn't what we agreed. PUNKY: the deal changed the minute you tired to have me killed. BADGER: It was a mistake, a blunder. PUNKY: Your lucky I'm still even meeting with you, after what you did to my family. BADGER: They were working for the squirrels, you know that as well as anyone, their bizarre mutilations, while regrettable saved lives. PUNKY: Its not what I signed up for. BADGER: Even if you'd known, you still would have signed up, you still would have volunteered to defend all that is holy and all that is jam filled. PUNKY: The field mice are at 126 elm street, a box in the basement. Till next time codename BADGER. BADGER: Thank you my dear, stay safe, stay silent. [/unusual conversation] Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Sorry Punky, found it and well.... Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 You are very very strange, Badger. Field mice for krispy kremes? You got ripped off. Link to post Share on other sites
BaggyPants Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not like kitties? They're cute, sweet, and loving. And some of them have the softest fur ever. They're evil! At least, mine is Link to post Share on other sites
ollie_ty Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 I rescued Taz, my cat from a large tree just last week. Climbed up with a ladder, put him on my shoulder. As I started climbing down, I don't know what happened, maybe he panicked or something, but he started biting and sinking his claws into my back. Ruined my white t-shirt. But the worst bit was, I was supporting his back legs with my elbow/lower arm, and he kicked with them too. Ripped a hole through my arm just past my elbow, and popped one of those veins on the way. Didnt even notice till my mom pointed it out once I was bringing the ladder down. So off to A&E I went, and they sorted it all out Now I have a badass scar Ollie Link to post Share on other sites
kliskey Posted September 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 This is an old pic. Just after we got them And this morning after a run around Note: This isnt my room despite the 550 cord and monocular Link to post Share on other sites
evansy Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 meww i like that idea. i actually have an owner Meeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! *nuzzles you* You have an owner? Then you cant be a true kitty. Everyone knows kittys dont have owners they have people they own who bring them foods and pettings. Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 I can see why it was sold.... It's like one of those blow-up sex dolls..... i LOL'ed How can you not like kitties? They're cute, sweet, and loving. And some of them have the softest fur ever. ROFL! probably about 75% of cats i've ever met (which is BTW a lot of cats, i used to own one and the same applied to him) are evil, hateful creatures. some cats are very nice, but they do seem to be a minority (one particular random cat called vincent followed me and my friends around the village and hung around with us, he was awesome) as for the fur, same applies for some dogs (which are better ), for example my friend's dog sandy who is a Rhodesian ridgeback/whippet cross (yeah i know, i thought WTF when he told me too) has stupidly soft fur. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentP Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Too true, my plague, dogs are much nicer than cats Much more openly friendly with new people for a start, and a lot easier to understand. Link to post Share on other sites
Scatman Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Cats are easier to understand if your a politician, both are lying, decietful manipulative creatures, although cats are arguably more cuddly, till you actually cuddle one... Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Cats are easier to understand if your a politician, both are lying, decietful manipulative creatures, although cats are arguably more cuddly, till you actually cuddle one... ... and it claws you to smithereens! Link to post Share on other sites
-Drake- Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 How can you not like kitties? They're cute, sweet, and loving. And some of them have the softest fur ever. They bounce quite high aswell. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 My granddad got stuck in a tree once. My granddad rescued me when I was stuck in a tree once. True story. Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Dogs are too easy to be friendly with, it's like a blind follower of a cult or something. Cats are much more interesting because they will express themselves with emotions other than being happy. I'm hoping to get a couple cats when I move out of the dorms. Link to post Share on other sites
IBICO Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Cat`s are nice.. The neck snaps easy Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 I had a cat once. I dropped a sofa on it. It was a write off, so I stood on it's head. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 My granddad rescued me when I was stuck in a tree once. True story. My granddad got arrested for being drunk while riding a horse home from the pub once. Also a true story. Link to post Share on other sites
kliskey Posted September 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Interesting how threads derail so easily Link to post Share on other sites
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