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This raises a concern....I'm a dark lord of the sith, and yet I am on the side of good.....oh, the dichotomy!

 

[Jedi Mind Trick] Hannibal, you will join us. We are infinitely cooler than Havoc.[/Jedi Mind Trick]

 

 

(Bowing to Sledge and Ghost) Yes, my masters...I pledge my allegiance to your teachings. (Heavy Darth Vader breathing)

 

I will not stop until all of our enemies are squashed...I will not know failure...The streets will bleed in the blood of the non-believers...I...I...I...I will lift up my shirt and catch you in my Chewbacca like forest!

 

(tapping on shoulders)Yes Master Sledge? Master Ghost...(both whisper to Hannibal)

 

I'm sorry masters...I won't try to sound tuff any more...ummm...well, my dad can beat up all the non-believer dads! So there!

 

OOOOOOHHHHHH....cookies! YAY...It's happy fun time!! Can I have some my lords????

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DAMMIT! I want COOKIE!!!! I am the Dark Lord of the Porn and I demand my cookie!

 

I want cookie!!!!!!

 

How will my porn powers continue on their path without sustenence and cookie nourishment?

 

Who do I need to decimate to receive my cookie? I will do it master...

 

Hannibal

 

Oh...and can I eat it with you and Sledge??? I'm tired of sitting outside the door watching you two eat them and enjoying my porn. I'll even bring some coke to drink or some chocolate for our milk!

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Hannibal : Bad move kiddo Hardcore is going to own your *albartroth* now!!!

 

..................... Hold up i thought this was suppose to be a flame war to the death not a bloody social gathering !..........*gets flame throw Molotov cocktails incendiary grenades*

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Yes...I am quite adept at coming up with anything you like...whether obsure or not.  I have been title a porn king before so it's a role that I am not new to. Besides, women like mower's too, don't they???

 

Hannibal

damn you hannibal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats my line!

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Oh Spedz...you silly guy...why are you trying to start stuff? I am only doing some friendly bantering with Ghost...I think he realizes that. It's not worth getting all worked up over it...

 

Sorry Mower...I gotta go with what I know...and I know my mower and porn. I'll try not to steal your line anymore though. ;)

 

I concur with Ghost...best smilie ever!

 

Hannibal

 

Also...wasn't this supposed to be a thread for Sledge to find a nemesis? If that's the case, then we're all guilty of sabotage in this topic...whether for flaming or not. Just a thought...

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Sorry Mower...I gotta go with what I know...and I know my mower and porn.  I'll try not to steal your line anymore though.  ;)

 

im fine with the line man lol the weird thing is that mower is my real nick name well that and grass, golf corse and lawn.

 

i dont even have a lawn mower its just my name is Lorne thus lawn-lawn mower- mower and thats what ive been called since is was 9

 

(sorry bout the life story)

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