Spedz Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 i have an avce in ict so there oh i could be in this little skirmish after all i am thonly dyslexic pirate on arnies after all Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Azrael, I think Christian Bale was looking for you earlier... Spedz, I have no idea what you wrote, but I'll take a guess that the answer is "My mother has never used a goat like that, and only you would even think of such a thing." Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 If I'm the time-travelling assistant, do I have to wear the horrible pink hoody that Rose wears? I have a corset similar to the one she wore in the Charles Dickens episode, steel-boned and everything.... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Sledge you cheeky swindler you! Oh and reading some of Crazzy h's posts i presume me and him have a little friendly rivalry ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 spedz, can I hire you as my super-villain assistant to confuse ans stall enemy soldiers? Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 spedz, can I hire you as my super-villain assistant to confuse ans stall enemy soldiers? Funnily enough my parents say i'd do that role perfectly as well ^^ Yeh only a few condictions 1) get to wear a black top 2) eye patch must where t3h 3y3p4tch! 3) biege combats 4)oh and a shoulder holster for a constrictor (black) Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 If I'm the time-travelling assistant, do I have to wear the horrible pink hoody that Rose wears? I have a corset similar to the one she wore in the Charles Dickens episode, steel-boned and everything.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmm... might help confuse Havoc and Spedz. Or at least throw their adolescent hormones into a frenzy. Go for it! spedz, can I hire you as my super-villain assistant to confuse ans stall enemy soldiers? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh noes!!! Havoc is turning into Spedz!!! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 I meant to type 'ants' Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Hmm... might help confuse Havoc and Spedz. Or at least throw their adolescent hormones into a frenzy. Go for it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yay! More messing with their little adolescent minds! Also, Rob15 PM'd me to say that he found the phrase 'steel-boned' somewhat amusing.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 One track minds, these humans. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 I know...... ............it's wonderful Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 *sigh* YOU CAN'T CONFUSE ME I IMMUNE TO IT!!!! (oh btw youcan't get me all hormonal like HaVoC being a fully fledge adult an all ) Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Oh, i could try...... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Go on! Try, try! *Gets popcorn* *Opens frosty Coke* Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 try as you might young lass you'll never succedd (ohyeh ph34r t3h eyep4tch!!!!!) Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Dude, you realise now she will not rest until she has reduce you to a hormone overloaded puddle of goo on the floor, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 try as you might young lass you'll never succedd (ohyeh ph34r t3h eyep4tch!!!!!) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eyep4tch? What eyep4tch? ph34r my l337 h0rm0ne 0verlo4ding skillz, with th3 sp33d and precision of a, erm, very fast and precise thing......... Ph34r m33333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 HARDCORE! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SPEAKING LEET!? Bad girl. In your bed, on your rug! Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Blimey - I could actually read Hardcore's 1337-speak! Kudos to the new master of 1337! Now never do it again. *slap on wrist for breaking 1337-speak forum rule* tee-hee Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 English as a first language (or high standard of English as a second language) Indeed, I am most confident that I qualify in this aspect. Ability to spell As before, I qualify. Sense of humour Did you know that in Elizabethan times, there was a street in London called "C***grope"? Volcanic island base with private monorail and space launching facilities Once Mortage is settled, will be applicable. Ability to construct a coherent argument I do not entirely agree with you sir. For instance, let us consider the plight of the Macedonian Lesser-Spotted Penguin. It eats cheese. Hence, your argument upon the impossibility of finding a cheese-eating bird is rendered null and void. Small army of underlings with SMGs and orange boiler suits Capacity for logical thought KE = 1/2 mv squared Hence, the KE required to move a 0.2g bb at 100m/s is: 1/2 x 0.0002 x (100 squared) 1/2 x 0.0002 x 10,000 0.0002 x 5,000 = 1J Hence, it takes one joule of energy to move a 0.2g bb at 100m/s White cat Here's mine: Assortment of assassins who prefer unreliable methods (razor-tipped hats, metal teeth, etc) to guns I havemy tank of mutated Sea-cucumbers. they have lasers atatched to their flippers. "Oh god, not another smegging Armalite from TM. Why don't they RIS-mount a WA 1911 just to complete the air of naffness?" How can you hate Armalites*? They're AMERICAN guns, and as such they are the best, because America is the best country ever**. I like cheese. In fact, I sometimes find time for a quick dip in my tub of Wensledale***. * I like Armalites. ** I am a bigot. *** I have a cheese fetish. Link to post Share on other sites
Guges Mk3 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I too would like to volunteer my services for number 2 or 2 1/2, okay Three! Please just don't pick me last...oh please... I will join any side that offers me daily verbal abuse and seafood. I also have a contingent of cats that can sub on the day that the "Alpha Cat" wants to take a holiday. But, no dangerous stunts with them...wife would be ######. I am limited by my scope for communication because I type with my forehead, dizzy spells occur after 1000 keystokes...sorry. But, I do have resources that someone may find useful...I have infiltated an organization with many teenages with ADHD syndrome that would instantly put on orange jumpsuits and charge machine gun nests all at my command. Oh gawd...please don't pick me last! Did I mention I clean windows too? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Gotta say, DarkLite has put in a damn fine application there. I think Havoc is relegated to being one of DarkLite's minions. And Guges has put forward a good application for underling, so all is looking good. Just need to rally Ghost Rider and Mitsuko to start the climactic struggle between good and evil. Or at least, Armalites and Proper Guns. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 *swishes cape around in Super-villain style way!* "Mwu ha hahahahaha!!!" *Falls over* "Knackers!" Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Yes I can speak English and I have a black cat, but I sprayed it thhis morning with white spray paint to make it suit your needs. I have a black eye patch over one eye. I own a volcanic island outside of Japan wich includes a monorail and jacuzi with naked ladies in it. There is of course a minibar in each room with over priced crappy candy and rotten fruit. You can also be kindly assisted by one of our 1 janitor in a orange boiler suit with a cap gun, name of Tim. Just watch out for the mine fields and zombies, it's their mating season. I can also speak a langauge that I made up 5 minutes ago, I call it Bangpotatoe, Sringwilly donk calash mcdonald frag bomb bally moba kazo nut hazel brain As you can see I write perfect Bangpotatoe. Can I have the job, please please please, I need the cash for my T-virus experiment, I plan to use this on fakall city in a midwestern hotel thingy. Ya ! Call me on this numbe- 1.5(4.'%23526tx Calls cost a international over priced price Link to post Share on other sites
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