Soloman Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 *waves hand* I have an army of bees on leashes, and, wait for it, a giant pot of mayonaise! How i get these bees? I hear you ask, well quite simply i catch lots of bees, then stun them by showing them a picture of a paintballer, and while they are still in shock, i tie a bit of string to them. They do my bidding in the fear that i might show them the 'you know what' again. Simple. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I just blow cannabis smoke in their nest so they get all high, then I just open up the hive and tie a little leach around their nacks and hey Presto ! A bee army Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 ah ha! dearest hardcore the you may be pondering upon what eyepatch well i dunno either :unsuure: Oh and accept my dearest apoligies for the 1337 sp34k its just too much megatokyo ¬¬ Oh and sledge if you've think i shall participate in this one way or another!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Yay! More messing with their little adolescent minds! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh cr*p Dude, you realise now she will not rest until she has reduce you to a hormone overloaded puddle of goo on the floor, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> im suprized no one has said anything about doing that to me Eyep4tch? What eyep4tch? ph34r my l337 h0rm0ne 0verlo4ding skillz, with th3 sp33d and precision of a, erm, very fast and precise thing......... Ph34r m33333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My god, shes gone mad i knew there was something about you Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 hey rob want to be a little no 2? Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 'Nuff said. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 hey rob want to be a little no 2? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> why not , what would it involve Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 err i don't know maybe when i'm dealing with the pentagon you could stand in the back ground oh and erm kick some *albartroth*? Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 err i don't know maybe when i'm dealing with the pentagon you could stand in the back ground oh and erm kick some *albartroth*? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> or polish the guns Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 ... or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Looks like you are getting a good Nemesis and crew sorted here now Sledge. One quick question though... Who's going to help you combat this evil organisation? And what are you going to fight about? A Nemesis is all well and good, but if neither side really does anything, surely it'll just end up a bit of a sorry affair? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Yes, Sledge...waste your time going about your petty little life... The day will come... When my army of pengiuns is ready, then the WORLD SHALL FEEL THE WRATH of: DR. UNPLEASANTNESS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*hack* *cough* Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 And now the world shall suffer the wrath of Prof. B. A. stard!!! and my Rather Obserd Flamming laywers (and rob ) Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 (and rob ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nice to know you rememberd me now to destroy sledge Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Well, this collection od ne'er do wells seems intent on vilainy and evil, so I shall thwart them! Come Mitsuko, Ghost Rider! To the TARDIS! *Bizarre mix of the themes from "Doctor Who" and "Sledge Hammer!" plays* Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Okay Sledge, you may have your Nemesis.... but what will they be called? The Bill Nighy's perhaps? Or the Anti-Partee-padders? Come to think of it what will YOUR band of merry ne'er do-wells be called? Sledge's 6? The Hammermen? The world needs answers! Edit: Waits patiently for someone to mention Sledge and the Girly Men as a teamname Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Well, this collection od ne'er do wells seems intent on vilainy and evil <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep, now where did i leave that shotgun and box of fireworks so I shall thwart them! Come Mitsuko, Ghost Rider! To the TARDIS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh Cr*p, not Mitsuko looks at sig Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I will also voulenteer my special talents to the Sledge Consortium. I have a highly trained attack dog that is just waiting for blood, a large-screen TV for us to gather round while planning our attacks, a helicopter to insert us in to tricky combat zones, and the ability to edit other people's posts on here Maybe I should put my services up for hire. The highest bidder gets me on their side. I can be bribed with money and sexy girls only Whaddayareckon? Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Edit: Waits patiently for someone to mention Sledge and the Girly Men as a teamname <{POST_SNAPBACK}> best name for them Maybe I should put my services up for hire. The highest bidder gets me on their side. I can be bribed with money and sexy girls only ; <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damm, sledge has got Hardcore Mitsuko on his side to bribe you with Link to post Share on other sites
Guges Mk3 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 While the cherished .44 Sleeps soundly on the velvet pillow...I-Gor (Marty Feldman-esque figure) in an orange jump suit chips out the remaining part of the wall that Sledge used for target practice not caring that the other side was inhabitated by neighbors. Done a lamp-shade he saddles over to the resting place of a very large .44 In a swift, but ungraceful move -CLUNK- he knocks the Large .44 onto the floor...then he picks it back up, and shoves it in his pants. Then he pulls out a burlap bag and substitutes a Nickle-Plated 2" barrel 5-shot .38 Lady-Smith Revolver with Ivory and Pink Hello Kitty Grips... Score one for the bad guys Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 /me cockdrops Guges Mk3 score one for the good guys Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 NO ONE touches the Bull! Suit up, good guys! We've got some *albatross* to whup! Link to post Share on other sites
Guges Mk3 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 NO ONE touches the Bull! Suit up, good guys! We've got some *albatross* to whup! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Back off....or we feed Russian Ammo to the "Bull"... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 then B.A. stard sends in his Rofl team (so people have forgotten about the layers eh?) while doing the laywer dance they disown sledge and his fellow sledgineers. So sledge and his men get arrested ffor tax evaison. The tardis is taken to be resarched for the rofl team to fly through time and space, while the orignal tardis is dissmantled. Mean while this is alll going on geuges mk3 and rob feed the bull with some russian ammo Ahem i think the clear victor is the bad guys Link to post Share on other sites
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