Sledge Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Sadly, the bad guys poor spelling renders their plans unintelligable. Whilst they argue amongst themselves about what they're supposed to be doing, Smyth's Bus makes a welcome return, and owns them. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 UNLEASH THE PENGIUNS! *Penguins are unleashed and wreak havoc on Sledge's Airsoft collection* And now Mr. Sledge, you WILL tell me the codes to the pentagon! *holds Raging Bull over a pit of sand* Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 how ever sledge forgets that theese are laywers which makes 'em .....well...... pratically invincible thus decimating the bus upon impact them!! Link to post Share on other sites
Guges Mk3 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 I smell lawsuit...ooo and maybe a class action too. Unleash the "briefs"... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 NOTHING can destroy Smyth's Bus, for it is made from indestructibiliam. Smyth's Bus: There is one other thing. Sledge: Oh? Bus: I have been gone for so long because I have been travelling the galaxy. And in my travels, I encountered a 1982 GMC van that instructed me in the ways of the Force. I am now JEDI KNIGHT SMYTH'S BUS!!! Sledge: Havoc: How do you say that? Sledge: Tip you head to the left, think of Mark Hamill in a gold thing and say "knackers." Havoc: Knackers... knackers... knack I did it! :huh: :huh: Sledge: Easy. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 aha the indestructibiliam. was bought by the spedz_fx art and graphic design company!!! realise ze briefs!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 I warn you, I have a Jedi bus on my side! Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 HARDCORE! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SPEAKING LEET!? Bad girl. In your bed, on your rug! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *curls up in cat basket for being a bad kitty* Blimey - I could actually read Hardcore's 1337-speak! Kudos to the new master of 1337! Now never do it again. *slap on wrist for breaking 1337-speak forum rule* tee-hee <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sorry, it's only there for irony so I'm not being naughty Oh cr*p im suprized no one has said anything about doing that to me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you always have to get involved when I'm dishing out this sort of thing? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Well Mr Sledge, what will it be? The Raging Bull? Or the PENTAGON CODES?!?!? *Raging Bull is held over a large cat litter tray covered in jam. The rope holding the gun is slowly being eaten away by a mouse called Gerald.* Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Stop right there! *Heroic music plays, and Ghost_Rider swings through the air, snatching the raging bull from it's suspended position. With a well aimed shot he cuts the ropes around sledge and hardcore, and then lays into the ensuing horde of henchman with dave, his fanboy-repelling baseball bat* Come on Dr, let's get out of here! Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 *Sledge looks up from eating jam flavoured kitty litter* Sledge: Hmmm? Say what? Link to post Share on other sites
Guges Mk3 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Unbeknownst to the "hero's" inside the Jedi bus was parked in a No Parking Zone and was towed away by a "Lady" wrecker, with a good looking lady driver... Since the bus is "good" it had no qualms for being towed for it "was" breaking the law...and the company was good too. Oh..and the chains...higher...lift me higher...I can see the stars... Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Do you always have to get involved when I'm dishing out this sort of thing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes ain't it fun Well Mr Sledge, what will it be? The Raging Bull? Or the PENTAGON CODES?!?!? *Raging Bull is held over a large cat litter tray covered in jam. The rope holding the gun is slowly being eaten away by a mouse called Gerald.* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah another to our cause *Sledge looks up from eating jam flavoured kitty litter* Sledge: Hmmm? Say what? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> who's side are you on again Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 who's side are you on again Mine! MWU HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 *shoots Rhino in the nuts with M79* Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Rhino stands there.... Growling.... Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Oh dear, I think he might be about to try his finishing move. *ghost rider flips rhino the finger and sidesteps his spear.* What you gonna do now? oh that's right, nothing, for you have the 3rd crappest move set in the WWE! *beats rhino sensless with a steel chair* Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 rhino enlists the help of Mick Foley.... Has second thoughts... Stands there growling again.... Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Rob appears behind ghost rider and 203's him in the back rhino uses the distraction to shoot ghost rider in the nuts Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 gives Rob15 baseball bat with nails in the end. Rob15 grins at Ghost Rider.... Rhino: have at 'im matey! Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 *Hardcore picks up a steel chair, bends rob15 over, and begins to spank him with the chair* BAD BOY! No cookies for you! *Ghost rider pistol whips rhino in the head, then calls upon the power of vengeance. His head bursts into flames, and he, sledge and hardcore escape of a harley with flaming wheels.* Ha. PWNED! Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 and begins to spank him with the chair <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hehe Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 This is funnier than an episode of WWE Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 bends rob15 over <{POST_SNAPBACK}> frisky GF you have their ghost rider oh noes my hormones are a weakness This is funnier than an episode of WWE <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it is isn't it Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 frisky GF you have their ghost rider oh noes my hormones are a weakness <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As if you hadn't noticed already: did it realy take you that long to figure out? Link to post Share on other sites
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