HaVoC Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 *gibber* Flange! Wibble! Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Havoc.... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Bugger. In that case I shall listen to emo music, engrave symbols into my hand, and slit my wrists. So long! Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 *gibber* Flange! Wibble! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Excellent! First puddle of hormone-overloaded goo successfuly created! Bugger. In that case I shall listen to emo music, engrave symbols into my hand, and slit my wrists. So long! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Noooooooo! Ghost_Rider, what have you done? That was a perfectly good fanboy you just broke, you owe me a new one! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 It's ok, send off a Paypal payment (money, nice!) with your name and address (bonus!) to havocman [at] gmail [dot] com, and I'll send a replacement Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Noooooooo! Ghost_Rider, what have you done? That was a perfectly good fanboy you just broke, you owe me a new one! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey he was broken when I got here! The houses were burning, the villagers were dead, and they didn't need those sheep. Ain't no vikings here...... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 *Dons police uniform* Move along, nothing to see. Keep moving, there's no fan boy melted into a puddle of hormones and something I don't think should be mentioned on a Pg-13 website. Keep moving. Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Hmmmm, you have a team assembled to battle the forces of evil, but no noticable force of evil worth battling. Okay then, as no-one has come forward to battle the Sledge consortium, I have a late-breaking news story for you... -------------- R22: I have a cunning and ruthless plan. I am going to take over the world using the powers of the pink glow-stick. I propose to annoy the Sledge Consortium by ridding the world of Coca-Cola, Comedy-Boobs, Airsoft Revolvers, and the A-Team. Whaddayathink sidekick? Sidekick: Yeah, but how are we going to do it? R22: We will bribe the Labor Government to enforce a "Pepsi-Only" rule, send Lindsay-Dawn McKensey to the moon, make Automatic pistols mandatory, and feed George Peppard some Anthrax. Sidekick: Yeah, we'll be invincible. I bet Sledge can't mobilise his force of freedom fighters fast enough either. R22: No way. He's as quick as a spontaneous knock-knock joke in a nunnery. Sidekick: Indeedy. So who is going to join us on this crusade? ------------------- So, who's going to join the World Absolute Domination Except Rotherham and Surrey party (WADERS)? Dental plan, pension scheme, and free Moscart recharging are included in the remuneration package. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Free moscart recharging? *is tempted to the dark side......* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 1) You'll never make Pepsi popular enough that people won't go "Oh, you don't have Coke? Just Pepsi? I think I'll have a J2O instead." 2) I don't know who Lindsay-Dawn is, but I'm glad Linsey Dawn is safe. 3) Are you familiar with the phrase "Cold dead hand?" Besides, we have Revolver Ocelot on our side. 4) George Peppard suffers from the medical condtion known as "death." This makes him immune to anthrax. Proper spelling and good research saves the day again! Hooray! Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Hmmm, not got much of an answer to that. *Goes away to think of new dastardly plan - post suggestions here* Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 But surely you want to join the sledge consortium, cos I bake cookies for our side. Dark side can't have any. Cos I said so. So there. Cookies, people! Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 AHA! I, Dr Unpleasant, have been merely locked away in a cyrogenic pod for the last thirty days and now Iam ready...to...take...ove- *collapses from jetlag and lack of Earl Grey* Damn...you...Sledge...You...win...this...time... Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 I wish to apply for the position of nemesis. I know it's a bit late, but I feel that I can add a bit of a twist to the requirements already stated by Sledge. I have a ginger cat. As we all know, ginger is the root of all evil. I don't have a volcanic island, but I do have a Tracy Island in my loft at home. Granted, I don't have legion or underlings in orange jump suits, but if I announce free beer I can be surrounded by a hundred fellow students in thirty seconds who will do anything for said beer. I also have a rudementary knowledge of the English language, and the correct implementation of this superb form of communication. Have I missed anything? Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Did I hear free beer? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Unleash the Chavs! *many many many burberry clad idiots charge at Sledge* Here Mr Bigglesworth, have a cookie. *feeds cat* *wiggles bushy eyebrows* Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 So, who's going to join the World Absolute Domination Except Rotherham and Surrey party (WADERS)? Dental plan, pension scheme, and free Moscart recharging are included in the remuneration package. i'll join lol i can be your sidekick everyone needs a weird sidekick/noob with strange weapons like a razor edged bowler hat or a whipper snipper (get it? mower? ... oh i give up!) i have an island too lol we have the worlds biggest rock (perfect for stationing your cola destroying ray gun or other such device) and an army of roo's to do my bidding (can't hold guns though... damn claws) one down side i dont have good english skills but i can say fare dinkum and you ripper Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Here Mr Bigglesworth, have a cookie. *feeds cat* *wiggles bushy eyebrows* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That better not be one of the cookies I baked; they shall never be eaten by those who serve the forces of evil! NEVEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!! But they're free if you work for the sledge consortium Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 In order to rival the pathetic goodie two boots organization "WADERS" I have formed an Evil Organization that not only matches it, but exceeds it in almost every way. So what are you waiting for? Join the Anarchy Really Serves Evil Society today! Free White cats for the first 20 members! Subsidiaries of A.R.S.E.S are: Anarchy Really Serves Evil Fund for Uniting Corrupt Kangaroos (especially sucessful in Australia.) Anarchy Really Serves Evil and Horrendous Odour (Logistics and Economics) Anarchy Really Serves Evil Who Aggravates, Not Kisses So! Join anyone of these fine evil organizations and rule the world! Of course, I mean that I will rule the world and you will be my underlings. But that goes without saying. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 I find farting hedgehogs evil, since they can spike you and fart at the same time Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 As if you hadn't noticed already: did it realy take you that long to figure out? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i noticed a long time ago, the hormone bit that is as for the frisky bit, that was quite recent engrave symbols into my hand <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i started to scratch AIRSOFT into my arm with my compass today at school, stoped at AIR and just scratched my arm up a bit yes i was VERY depressed at the time Noooooooo! Ghost_Rider, what have you done? That was a perfectly good fanboy you just broke, you owe me a new one! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can provide the service of 2 fan boys if you want But surely you want to join the sledge consortium, cos I bake cookies for our side. Dark side can't have any. Cos I said so. So there. Cookies, people! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damm, im on the dark side, or am i i get confuzeld Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Anarchy Really Serves Evil Fund for Uniting Corrupt Kangaroos (especially sucessful in Australia.) true it would be i swear roo's *fruitcage* evil, they do kill people too heheh unleash the furry hopping hero killers Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Did I hear free beer? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, yes you did. Free beer to all those that join me and over throw the mortal Sledge Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I don't see no free beer.... Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 *wafts the scent of freshly baked cookies in Rob15's direction* Ah, poor confuzzled Rob.... Link to post Share on other sites
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