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and remember, that when an evil genius becomes susceptable to attack, he must learn the Mr. Bigglesworth song! (To help get the damned cat back when it runs off)

 

"We like Chicken

We like Liver

Meowmix - Meowmix

Please deliver!" :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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That and the "I'm going to place you in an easily escapable situation involving an overly dramatic death sequence" speech.

 

"I have one simple request... And that is to have sharks with Frikkin laser beams attached to their heads. Now evitably my Cycloptic colleague informs me that that's not possible. Honest to god, throw me a bone here people..."

 

:rofl::rofl:

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"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f***ing a*****s. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***ing fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

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"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f***ing a*****s. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***ing fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

 

Oh ffs, shut up you *stuffs Havoc's mouth with cookies*

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"Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, Drinking, F***ing, Sucking, Snorting? Then what? Tell me, then what? You're fifty. You gotta bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra; they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it, and your eatin' dis f***ing s***; and looking like these rich f***ing mummies in here. Is this what it's all about? Is this what I work for? Look at that, a junkie. I gotta f***ing junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black shades on. Wakes up with a qualude. And who won't f*** me, cuz she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a f***ing little baby wit'er!"

 

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*wafts the scent of freshly baked cookies in Rob15's direction*

 

Ah, poor confuzzled Rob....

mmmm, cookies

 

given out by a woman dressed as a schoolgirl. Rob, stop that!

*Drags Rob away from the table leg he's humping*

Imagine what it like for me at school then :) Fit girls+short skirts+almost see through shirts = one hormone filled distracted rob :rolleyes: i did no work in RE the other day because of that :nosleep:

 

I point to the woman handing out the cookies.

 

*Shoots Rob with tranquiliser gun*

You will need more than that to stop me :P

 

Let me get this straight: women are going to beat me, and they're bringing food? How is this a bad thing?

where :rolleyes:

 

I could suggest a way, but it might not be suitable for a PG-13 forum.

PM it to me then ;)

 

Oh ffs, shut up you *stuffs Havoc's mouth with cookies*

what about me <_<

 

"Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, Drinking, F***ing, Sucking, Snorting? Then what? Tell me, then what? You're fifty. You gotta bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra; they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it, and your eatin' dis f***ing s***; and looking like these rich f***ing mummies in here. Is this what it's all about? Is this what I work for? Look at that, a junkie. I gotta f***ing junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black shades on. Wakes up with a qualude. And who won't f*** me, cuz she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a f***ing little baby wit'er!"

 

:unsure:

H_M are the GCSE's ticking you off at the moment or something :unsure: wouldn't blame you if they were :(

Hardcore he needs a good dose of that vid you are making and fast

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