rhino Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 and remember, that when an evil genius becomes susceptable to attack, he must learn the Mr. Bigglesworth song! (To help get the damned cat back when it runs off) "We like Chicken We like Liver Meowmix - Meowmix Please deliver!" Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Aye, true. I must admit to having that tiny bit of the film on repeat for about 5 mins the first time I watched the film on DVD Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 That and the "I'm going to place you in an easily escapable situation involving an overly dramatic death sequence" speech. "I have one simple request... And that is to have sharks with Frikkin laser beams attached to their heads. Now evitably my Cycloptic colleague informs me that that's not possible. Honest to god, throw me a bone here people..." Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I don't see no free beer.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well we haven't overthrown Sledge and beocme the true deamonic rulers of Arnies yet have we? No. As soon as we have then it's a keg each. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Don't be lured by promises of beer later, we have cookies NOW. And they're being given out by a woman dressed as a schoolgirl. Rob, stop that! *Drags Rob away from the table leg he's humping* Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I don't see any beer, just cookies. /me use a spatchcock on Duff Beer Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 No! I shall not be usurped by this inferior evil genius! I hold up Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough Flavour Ice Cream! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I point to the woman handing out the cookies. *Shoots Rob with tranquiliser gun* Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 *Duff ponders how to combine women and cookie dough ice cream* Unlucky Sledge, I shall use the combined force of food and sex to beat you. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Let me get this straight: women are going to beat me, and they're bringing food? How is this a bad thing? Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 *Duff ponders how to combine women and cookie dough ice cream* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I could suggest a way, but it might not be suitable for a PG-13 forum. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 So we have some wierd ice cream perversion from Duff, and cookies from Sledge. /me becomes (on the surface) a good guy Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 This is why I'm a good guy: I KNOW how to combine women and ice cream. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 "Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f***ing a*****s. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***ing fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!" Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 "Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f***ing a*****s. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***ing fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh ffs, shut up you *stuffs Havoc's mouth with cookies* Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I could suggest a way, but it might not be suitable for a PG-13 forum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No please, do tell. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 "Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, Drinking, F***ing, Sucking, Snorting? Then what? Tell me, then what? You're fifty. You gotta bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra; they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it, and your eatin' dis f***ing s***; and looking like these rich f***ing mummies in here. Is this what it's all about? Is this what I work for? Look at that, a junkie. I gotta f***ing junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black shades on. Wakes up with a qualude. And who won't f*** me, cuz she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a f***ing little baby wit'er!" Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 More Cookies, quick!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Some mutha fruitcagers are always trying to ice-skate uphill. *Throws cookie into Havoc's mouth* *Havoc explodes* What is in these cookies? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 "You wanna play wid me? Ok. Say hello to my liddle friend!" *shoots Sledge in the nuts with Gilded V12* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 *V12 splutters and vents gas, slide jammed halfway* *Laughs at V12* Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 *wafts the scent of freshly baked cookies in Rob15's direction* Ah, poor confuzzled Rob.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> mmmm, cookies given out by a woman dressed as a schoolgirl. Rob, stop that! *Drags Rob away from the table leg he's humping* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Imagine what it like for me at school then Fit girls+short skirts+almost see through shirts = one hormone filled distracted rob i did no work in RE the other day because of that I point to the woman handing out the cookies. *Shoots Rob with tranquiliser gun* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You will need more than that to stop me Let me get this straight: women are going to beat me, and they're bringing food? How is this a bad thing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> where I could suggest a way, but it might not be suitable for a PG-13 forum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> PM it to me then Oh ffs, shut up you *stuffs Havoc's mouth with cookies* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what about me "Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, Drinking, F***ing, Sucking, Snorting? Then what? Tell me, then what? You're fifty. You gotta bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra; they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it, and your eatin' dis f***ing s***; and looking like these rich f***ing mummies in here. Is this what it's all about? Is this what I work for? Look at that, a junkie. I gotta f***ing junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black shades on. Wakes up with a qualude. And who won't f*** me, cuz she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a f***ing little baby wit'er!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> H_M are the GCSE's ticking you off at the moment or something wouldn't blame you if they were Hardcore he needs a good dose of that vid you are making and fast Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Yep, GSCEs are getting to me. That, and I need to watch Scarface again Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Don't be lured by promises of beer later, we have cookies NOW. And they're being given out by a woman dressed as a schoolgirl. Rob, stop that! *Drags Rob away from the table leg he's humping* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
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