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Wanted: Nemesis


Sledge

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That is not true, I am not gay!

 

I have a calendar with pictures of naked...oh, hang on, it's branded 'Lord Of The Rings'...erm... *flicks through it* ...ah yes, it's got naked Arwen in it!

 

At home.

 

Not sure how I could have flicked through it then, really.

 

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Alright...I feel compelled to respond here. I have a John Deere R72 mower that will run at an amazing 2 MPH and a pair of tin snips. Can anyone use me? I would be a perfect right hand man because I can easily adapt to saying yes in all situations. I can also come up with stupid ideas and take credit for great ones. I don't want to be a nemesis...only a right hand man. That way....whichever side loses...I can claim brainwashing or ignorance and go about my business.

 

BTW...I hate to brag, but my John Deere has blown up now. I can only push it at a whopping 1/2 MPH now. Doesn't that make someone want to recruit me??? I like cookies and the A-Team too. RIP George Peppard!!!

 

Hannibal

 

I can also be the porn king for whatever team takes me...just a suggestion.

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Alright...I feel compelled to respond here.  I have a John Deere R72 mower that will run at an amazing 2 MPH and a pair of tin snips.  Can anyone use me?  I would be a perfect right hand man because I can easily adapt to saying yes in all situations.  I can also come up with stupid ideas and take credit for great ones.  I don't want to be a nemesis...only a right hand man.  That way....whichever side loses...I can claim brainwashing or ignorance and go about my business.

 

BTW...I hate to brag, but my John Deere has blown up now.  I can only push it at a whopping 1/2 MPH now.  Doesn't that make someone want to recruit me???  I like cookies and the A-Team too.  RIP George Peppard!!!

 

Hannibal

 

I can also be the porn king for whatever team takes me...just a suggestion.

You're hired. When can you start?

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American? Yeah, ya got me...who doesn't like cookies though??? It doesn't affect my porn abilities. I also won't become a hormonal pool like Rob15...I'm a henchman with a set of honor codes. I'll respect Ghost's lady friend when she brings our cookies...I don't infringe on other men's turf. That also means my porn abilities will never be affected.

 

Hannibal

 

btw...I can also recite certain movies by heart and am a tremendous fan of Star Wars. If I made a DeLorean that traveled time...would that make me more of an asset? That way we could utilize the space time continuum on two fronts...

 

I want to help you Havoc...but something about Sledge's mind tricks and his avatar are preventing me for saying yes.

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