Mat Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ever wondered where the Daily Mail get their headlines from? POOR PEOPLE ARE KILLING MY GRANNY Now you know, just keep refreshing for new headlines. This one is more for The Sport than the Evening Standard I think. Link to post Share on other sites
frankimac Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 IMMIGRANT GYPSIES ARE IMMIGRANTS No *suitcase* Sherlock Link to post Share on other sites
Fin Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 HOMELESS GAYS ARE WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN lols Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 ZOMBIES WILL SOON ABUSE MADDIE Fu**en lol. Damn those zombies. IMMIGRANT SCUM SHOT THE QUEEN DEADLY GAYS ARE TAKING OUR HOMES This is probably the best thing ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Bareknuckle Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 IMMIGRANTS BANNED JESUS I had no idea immigrants were such an influential group in the UK! Link to post Share on other sites
T0p Sp!N Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 ZOMBIES ARE TRAVELLERS Well, they sure as helll ain't gonna fly! That'd just be Dead Air for ya... Link to post Share on other sites
Blackweell! Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 NON-BRITISH ZOMBIES ARE BRINGING BIRD FLU Those zombies again... Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 TORY DELAYS - WE TOOK DRUGS. & ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE SCUM. Lmfao! Ben. EDIT:: HAHAHAHA! Ran the Daily Mail one again; ZOMBIES RAPED ME. Link to post Share on other sites
w733commando Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 ASYLUM SEEKERS KILLED CHRISTMAS Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 POLISH ZOMBIES WANT TO KILL MY DOG I think i need to change me underwear i've laughed that hard... :rofl: Edit: Another one... ZOMBIES ARE SNEERING AT THE POUND So that's what the impact the credit crunch has had on the rotting ones... PAEDOPHILES ARE GOING TO HURT EASTER That's it... i'm gonna lock my eggs up! Link to post Share on other sites
Victory Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 PERVERTED POOR PEOPLE ARE GIVING US CANCER -Vic Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 GYPSIES RAPED ALL OF US BACTERIA ARE GYPSIES BACTERIA KILLED MADDIE So...it seems gypsy bacteria raped and killed Maddie. In others news: GYPSIES ARE GYPSIES Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 PERVERTED IMMIGRANTS ARE GOING TO DISEASE MY DOG Won't someone think of the animals??? ZOMBIES HATE THE BIBLE Obviously no reference to the Undead in there... ZOMBIES ARE TAKING OUR JOBS The Bar Stewards!!! GYPSIES ARE HIDING UNDER YOUR BED I thought it was quiet round our road... ZOMBIES BANNED MY CHILDREN Errr... ZOMBIES ARE POOR PEOPLE I can see a resemblance there... EASTERN EUROPEAN ZOMBIES ARE HIDING UNDER YOUR BED Bloody hell! Now the zombies are under the bed as well! Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 CHILD-MOLESTING SCUM ARE HIDING UNDER YOUR BED MUSLIMS ARE GAYS FOREIGN POOR PEOPLE ARE KILLING JESUS GAYS WILL HURT JESUS ZOMBIES ARE WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN NON-BRITISH IMMIGRANTS BOMBED MY DOG EUROPEANS ARE EUROPEANS MUSLIMS ARE ALREADY HERE DISGUSTING IMMIGRANTS ARE IMMIGRANTS FOREIGN BACTERIA ARE GOING TO HURT BRITISH VALUES IMMIGRANT ZOMBIES ARE POOR PEOPLE GAYS WILL BAN MY WIFE epic NON-BRITISH SCUM ARE ZOMBIES EUROPEANS ARE ZOMBIES Link to post Share on other sites
DesertFoxRomel Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 EVIL IMMIGRANTS ARE GIVING US CANCER 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Weirdguy Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 EUROPEANS ARE BACTERIA explains a lot Link to post Share on other sites
DesertFoxRomel Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 TRAVELLERS ARE GAYS PAEDOPHILES KICKED THE QUEEN God save the Queen! PERVERTED POOR PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BAN MY BABY MUSLIM ZOMBIES WANT TO BAN THE QUEEN God save the Queen! Quick! Someone scramble anti-zombie jets! EUROPEANS ARE BANNING EASTER Them naughty Europeans. IMMIGRANT POOR PEOPLE ARE TAKING OUR HOMES Taking advantage of the housing market, I guess? SCUM ARE SICK FILTH Okay.... ZOMBIES KILLED OUR WAR VETERANS Now thats just messed up. SCUM KICKED THE QUEEN Not the Queen!!! Noooo!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Pulng Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 MUSLIMS ARE GIVING US CANCER ahahahahahah EUROPEANS ARE TRYING TO BAN MY WIFE lol... Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 TRAVELLERS MOLESTED BRITISH VALUES NON-BRITISH PAEDOPHILES WANT TO ABUSE BRITISH CHILDREN Link to post Share on other sites
piesoft Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 PAEDOPHILES ARE GOING TO MOLEST JESUS Link to post Share on other sites
Jaager Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 POOR PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO MOLEST PRINCESS DIANA POLISH POOR PEOPLE SHOT EASTER DIRTY IMMIGRANTS ARE ASYLUM SEEKERS Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 BILLIE PIPER'S CHEF STOLEN AT GUNPOINT KILLER PREACHERS 'DOOMED' SECRET MACHINE POSTPONED TOXIC ROMANCE TO BE LEGAL MANIAC GANG STABBED IN THE BACK TUBE MINISTERS AND CAMILLA TO WED KYLIE'S BROTHELS AT TRAIN STATION Link to post Share on other sites
Richard Y Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 POLISH ZOMBIES ATE MADDIE lol Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 ZOMBIES WILL SOON ABUSE MADDIE They won't. I tend to protect my family, even if it's only imaginary. POLISH GAYS ARE ASYLUM SEEKERS Oh. That's news. NOT. CHILD-MOLESTING EUROPEANS ARE EUROPEANS Last time I checked, they were Germans. Well, mostly. BACTERIA ATE MY GRANNY She shoulda washed herself... Link to post Share on other sites
vowlesy Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 BACTERIA BOMBED JESUS Damn bacteria! Link to post Share on other sites
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