COXY Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 If you qoute a statistic with something you have said, people will believe you 90% of the time Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 oh oh, its a marushin/tanaka tradeoff! whips python out of holster. oo-er. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 :| Didn't really want to see your Python... Anyhoo, shouldn't we have SAAs for this kinda thing? Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 The most violent fart ever made by man, was so powerful that it burned a hole in his pants and lit fire to a curtain nearby Okey,,, statics 60 % of men do the forbidden hand shake on a normal basis, 3 times a week. 40 % of the world population, of men, is gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 How do they know? Does it show up on the Richter scale? Who does actually take part in all these surveys? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 You all look the same to me. Big red bullseye with legs. *Cocks Raging Bull and grins* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "You yoghurt-eatin' egg-suckin' slimeballs all look the same to me..." Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 60 % of men do the forbidden hand shake on a normal basis, 3 times a week. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahahaha, the forbidden handshake, I must remember that. I that's even better than 'arm wrestling himself'. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 60%? that must mean 40% are flagrant liars... Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 El Oh El. Link to post Share on other sites
mig_eater Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 So do all animals. Therefore, how are we any more advanced than, for example, a dolphin? answer: as human definitions of "advanced" go, we are advanced, but the dolphin, who operates under an entirely DIFFERENT set of definitions, is also advanced. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, war and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done is muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons. -hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 So long and thanks for all the fish! Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 I rufuse to prove I exist for that would lose me faith, and without faith I am nothing. But what about the Bablefish? It obviously proves that you exist, and as such you don't. QED. Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that. *vaishes in a puff of logic* Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 In the beginning, the universe was created, which angered many and was often regarded as a rather bad idea Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Can I interest anyone in a digital watch? Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 A digital watch? What on earth is a digital watch? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Many thought that we should have stayed in the trees. Coming down had turned out to be a bad move. There were even some who thought the trees had been a bad move and that we should have stayed in the oceans. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Many thought that we should have stayed in the trees. Coming down had turned out to be a bad move. There were even some who thought the trees had been a bad move and that we should have stayed in the oceans. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Many thought that we should have stayed in the trees. Coming down had turned out to be a bad move. There were even some who thought the trees had been a bad move and that we should have stayed in the oceans. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Many thought that we should have stayed in the trees. Coming down had turned out to be a bad move. There were even some who thought the trees had been a bad move and that we should have stayed in the oceans. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Is there an echo in here? Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 That's what I was wondering. I mean, I can understand a double post...but a quadruple post?? Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 ................................... :\ well heres a saying for you .....there are lies, there are damn lies, then there are statistics! Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 That's some serious spammage Four posts over 2 minutes? Whatever happened to flood control?! Heheh. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Agh, sorry. Dunno why, but it keeps telling me that flood control is blah blah, so I wait and repost, and still nowt shows up, then suddenly it works, but it only showed me one post. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 don't worry we beleve you ......................kinda a round-about kind of way lol Link to post Share on other sites
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