spetsnazdave87 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Open water. Seriously, freaks me out. Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I have an irrational fear of spiders, can't stand the buggers. Its weird though because I be playing airsoft with all manner of creepy crawlies getting in amongst my webbing etc and care about it then, sitting here at the computer and I notice something on the floor out of the corner of my eye and its one of those big brown house spiders then I'm reaching for the nearest heavy object to splat the thing. + 1 to that! Ben. Link to post Share on other sites
Horsem4n Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 im starting to get over my fear of spiders. its gotten to the point where the only ones that scare me are the quarter+ size non hairy ones. if is skinny, scraggly and large, i'ma GTFO. other than that, the only thing im scared of is getting caught in a situation where i cant fight back. Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I have an irrational fear of spiders, can't stand the buggers. Its weird though because I be playing airsoft with all manner of creepy crawlies getting in amongst my webbing etc and care about it then, sitting here at the computer and I notice something on the floor out of the corner of my eye and its one of those big brown house spiders then I'm reaching for the nearest heavy object to splat the thing. same. a few weeks ago i got out of the shower, chucked on my dressing gown and this *fruitcage* off great house spider runs up my sleeve onto my shoulder. seriously it must have been at least 4 inches leg-to-leg, needless to say i freaked out. having a rather large 8 legged monstrosity running at your face is not really what you want at half 7 in the morning after a heavy night. Link to post Share on other sites
Horsem4n Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 i would have spased around on the floor like i was on fire. i shake every piece of clothing and wait 5 seconds before putting anything on. Link to post Share on other sites
wildething Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 clowns Link to post Share on other sites
Horsem4n Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 they always carry a tangelo. they mess with their equilibrium! Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Driving during prayer time around Khobar. Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Getting hit with tiny plastic pellets. But on an irrational fear, I cured my fear of heights - just got back from the climbing centre.. I was on a careers visit and some nice men from the Royal Artillery were putting on an abseil, we all got a go and I lied that I wasn't afraid of heights. On the way up, the chap in front of me says 'I'm dropping bricks' and the CSgt at the top turns to me and says 'YOUR NOT AFRAID ARE YOU BOY!?' So I goes, erm.. no. And he goes "JUMP!!" Never looked back and love the thrill of being up high now. Link to post Share on other sites
pforcerecon Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Clowns.... Kinda not anymore, but still give the creeps. Was really bad when I was a kid, traumatized by a movie called "Killer Clowns From Outer Space". Check it out Link to post Share on other sites
SykoBobMonkey Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 trapped in my kayak, upside down and not able to get the spraydeck off, especially if it happened on moving water that has rocks etc.. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 See that doesn't really scare me that much. If you're wearing wet suit boots/shoes as opposed to old wellies you should in theory always be able to get out, even with a tight creeking deck. I'm scared of getting old and getting injuries that will stop me from doing my sports. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 What am i scared of? Labour getting elected again Link to post Share on other sites
Abelius Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Moose. Every time the moose mating season is on, those *albatrosses* keep on running to the road. Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Myself, I'm scared of badgers. They're bigger and stronger than people will have you believe, Moose. Every time the moose mating season is on, those *albatrosses* keep on running to the road. Moose, the Finnish equivalent of Badgers. Have you ever hit a badger in a car? A friends bro hit one, and it was still alive in the passenger footwell, after going through the engine. Guy in the passenger seat got out the car mighty quickly. Link to post Share on other sites
IronWolf Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 At the moment, pigs Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Have you ever hit a badger in a car? A friends bro hit one, and it was still alive in the passenger footwell, after going through the engine. Guy in the passenger seat got out the car mighty quickly. I hit one with a 15 seat minibus going at 60mph in the head. Minibus 1 - 0 Badger Link to post Share on other sites
Abelius Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I've almost hit a moose several times (thank lord for abs and esb). The problem is that moose weight 700kg and badgers not. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 There is a mile and a half stretch of road I have to go down to get from town to my village where badgers are so prevailant they put up warning signs. I have a motorbike. If I hit one and I haven't killed it, its gonna kill me. Link to post Share on other sites
Xaccers Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I have a phobia of plasters. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Spiders. If it's bigger than about 1/231 of a millimeter accross I am OUT the room until the place has been pumped full of cyanide and searched for anymore. Seems very odd to me having a fear of something so small and harmless because other than that I'm almost fearless. Wouldn't have to think twice about bungee jumping, skydiving hell I'd give base-jumping a go. But spiders. >_< Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Mmm...camel spiders I thought they were a bit overhyped till I saw... OH MY GAWD!!! I have a new phobia. Link to post Share on other sites
RSM Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'm not afraid of that because its a spider, I'm afraid of it because it has a face that resembles a gingers nad sack So at least we know where the weak spot is for massive damage when a size 11 boot heel is applied at a rate of knots. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'm not afraid of that because its a spider, I'm afraid of it because it has a face that resembles a gingers nad sack SO sig'd! Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 *fruitcage* you Guzzi. Hold on: RSM. What thee hell? 0_o Link to post Share on other sites
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